Thursday, August 30, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
HISTORY 101 - African Kings
Known throughout the ancient world for withstanding a full-scale attack from the Roman Army with only 47 men, women, and children.
Known throughout Africa as the "Uniter of Tribes". He was the first king not to rule by dictatorship.
Known throughout Asia minor as a master planner and builder. Is believed to have constructed the most elaborate palace on the continent of Africa.
Known throughout Atlanta as "Shawty White Lips". It is widely believed that King Crusty received the first-ever lip implants. They were then coated with Boric Acid to stop the swelling from ever going down. The king was once kicked off the #36 bus at Southern Boulevard for peeing on himself somewhere near Parkchester. In high school he was voted "Most likely to watch from the closet while his friends get sex". King Crusty NoDough still holds the record for most consecutive parties wearing purple when your name's not Prince. Along with his most coveted record of catching the most left-overs.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Rayquon Story
NO TITLE (JUST THOUGHTS)
to Rayquon and Tournette
I didn’t know you, yet I know you too well.
You are Son, Grandson, Brother, Nephew, Cousin, Friend, Rayquon.
Sadly, others will simply call you - Statistic.
Woe to those that place you, and those that have passed before you as a result of gun violence, into one big file…
in the back of one long drawer…
in one huge cabinet…
in one cold, dark room.
Their minds.
Then they say, “That’s life in the hood.” Satan, I rebuke you! That’s not life in the hood.
That is DEATH IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
another
unnecessary
death
We hurt. We cry. We mourn. We remember.
But do we? “Life goes on.”
So true… for some.
But what about the mother of this man-child? And those before her, too many to name? Does her life go on?
Or will she wake every morn
to the reality of a child gone
after a night of dreaming he were
SITTING RIGHT THERE?
too tough to call.
“I know how you feel”, they’ll say.
“Do you?” “Cause I pray you don’t and never will”.
Still – life does…
go on.
it just won’t be the same.
Submitted in love,
Ant Black
Monday, August 20, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Giiiiiirl, I ain't had a Thug Passion in a looooong time... hiccup... this the bestest... hiccup... Thug Passion in the history of thugs and... hiccup... passion! This the best Thug Passion... hiccup... I had since I broke up with Big Larry! BARTENDER.... hiccup... BARTENDER... two more for the road... hiccup... more brown than red... hiccup... this time!
OK OK. Lil’ Larry is home, birds are chirping, squirrels are frolicking, yada yada, and all is right with the world.
However, this IS still the new Belmont, right? RIGHT?!?
Lil’ Larry, youu biiiig… I mean little… Money Mike pimp-in-training, perm wearin’, practicing your pimp hand on stuffed animals, I’m too smoove to duck & I only run with a ball in my hand. What’s that? A gun? What you gon’ do with that? I dare you! I double dare you!! I triple dog dare you!!! OOOOOWWWWWW!!! PIMP DOWN!!! 10-32!!! PIMP IN DISTRESS!!!
What? Your mother said stop talkin’ bout her baby?
Kim, youuu biiiiig… WHYYYYY LOOOOOORD?!?!?!?!?!?!? TAKE ME JESUS!!! TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! MY BABY AIN’T NEVER HURT NOBODY LORD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OPRAH!!! TYRA!!!! TOM CRUISE!!!!
What? Your baby daddy don’t like my sense of humor?
Big Larry, youuuuuuu biiiiiiiiiiiig… I mean huuuuge… I mean…. Sorry - ran out of adjectives to describe that mass of raw meat on top of your neck! Youuu biiig… Snoopy’s forehead and Linus’s hairline havin’… Lucky they caught the kid before I did, cause I would’a butted him to death… Tae Bo on Tuesday nights goin’… Herbie Headcock… you’re not looking well, blow on your thumb & put more air in your head!
Loosen up, people. Welcome home once again L.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
This just in...
What up ya'll! I'm on my way out of town, so Ant "EXTREMELY" Black will be holding down the blog til I get back!
Love ya'll!
Corey B
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
A Special Prayer...
Dear Lord, I'd like to take this time to acknowledge your presence. Father, I come to you BOLDLY and in rememberance of your word, for it says in MARK 11:24 "...Whatever you ask for in prayer, believe (trust and be confident) that it is granted to you and you will get it." So Father, right now I am praying for the health and full recovery of Larry. That he is healed in Jesus' name. I also pray for the family of Rayquon Story. I pray that hey seek comfort in your presence. That they seek your word, and ask for wisdom in every situation they encounter in these hard times. I pray that Rayquon knew you as his Lord and Savior, and he is in your presence at this moment.
Father, your word also says in Matthew 6:14 ,"For if you forgive people their tresspasses (their reckless and willful sins leaving them, letting them go, and giving up resentment) your heavenly Father will also forgive you." I pray that revenge is not seeked, but the stregnth to forgive is bestowed upon all who need it. I pray that the senseless acts on one or a few individuals does not infect and condemn the righteous! Father, right now I pray for healing....physical healing, emotional healing and spiritual healing for all of the families involved. May the families of each and every person reading this email travel safely, without any hurt, harm, or danger coming their way. I also pray that anyone who wants to have a closer relationship with You, seek your face and ask you to come into their heart. Father, You are the only one who can heal us at this time. I pray with confidence, and I cast my worldly cares upon You. I believe that I will receive ALL that I have prayed for, becasue it says so in your Word. In Jesus' name. AMEN