HISTORY 101 - African Kings

King Nyimi Mabiintsh III

Known throughout the ancient world for withstanding a full-scale attack from the Roman Army with only 47 men, women, and children.

King Joseph Langanfin

Known throughout Africa as the "Uniter of Tribes". He was the first king not to rule by dictatorship.

King Abubakar Sidiq

Known throughout Asia minor as a master planner and builder. Is believed to have constructed the most elaborate palace on the continent of Africa.

King Crusty NoDough

Known throughout Atlanta as "Shawty White Lips". It is widely believed that King Crusty received the first-ever lip implants. They were then coated with Boric Acid to stop the swelling from ever going down. The king was once kicked off the #36 bus at Southern Boulevard for peeing on himself somewhere near Parkchester. In high school he was voted "Most likely to watch from the closet while his friends get sex". King Crusty NoDough still holds the record for most consecutive parties wearing purple when your name's not Prince. Along with his most coveted record of catching the most left-overs.