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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Cool A$& Craig from Dennis Lane!


Much Love my brother!
R.I.P.

44 Comments:

At 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know the pics ain't the greatest, but I had to show my man some love!

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

RIP CRAIG-O!! THAT WAS MY BROTHER FROM THE 7TH FLOOR AND I MISS HIM DEARLY..CRAIG WAS A FUNNY DUDE TOO!!WE TOOK THIS PIC ON MY GRADUATION DAY IN FRONT OF STACEY'S HOUSE AND I GUESS THE NUT HUGGERS WERE AN 80'S THING BCAUSE ALL THE DUDES HAD A PAIR OR TWO!! AND THAT FIRST PIC LOOKS LIKE CRAIG IS PALMING MY T*#!! I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO MICHELLE HAS!!

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, you do look a little FONDLED! Craig was so smooth, you probably didn't even know it. My question is, Connie...is that a Camel hoof..I mean Camel Toes I see (its to big to be just a camel toe) say Word!

 
At 2:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

UMMM... THAT WOULD BE A NO COREY!!! I HAVE PRETTY TOES..BUT I NO U R NOT GOING THERE TO ANY PART OF FEET..OKAY?? LETS SEE..AT LEAST MY CHOOES WERE MATCHING ON MY GRADUATION DAY SON!!

 
At 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Connie it looks like Craig was trying to get his feels off u and Michelle.
R.I.P. brother man from the 7th floor

 
At 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH DES..LOOKS LIKE HE WAS GETTING A KICK OUT OF IT THE WAY HE IS SMILING!!

 
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody please tell Constance what the heck a CAMEL TOE is!!!!

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KNOW WHAT THE HELL A CAMEL TOE IS U PENDEJO!!! DO U KNOW WHAT MATCHING CHOOES ARE..APPARENTLY NOT!!

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOOK PANTY BOY DONT GO THERE BECAUSE IT SEEMS U R COLOR BLIND TOO...PURPLE, BROWN, BLACK, GOLD DOES NOT MATCH U CABRON..DONT ASK WHAT IT MEANS..LOOK IT UP IN UR SPANISH DICTIONARY!!! AND UR CHOOES DONT MATCH EITHER..DID U HAVE PROBLEMS IN PRE-SCHOOL WITH COLORS AND SHAPES?

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha- English only please. I know you probably spit all over your keyboard and screen trying to say Pendejo! LOL

 
At 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoaaaaa. I know you ain't SNAPPING on MATCHING! Look at your HISTORY! Don't let me cut and paste something just for you on here! LOL
Hmmm, let me just scroll thru the blog one mo time...

 
At 3:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA...NO SPITTING PLEASE..ITS ALL IN THE ROLLING OF THE TOUNGE..WHY NO SPANISH HUH? YOU UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE..AS MANY TIMES MY MOMS CURSED U OUT..OH I FORGOT U PROBABLY FAILED SPANISH IN STEVENSON BECAUSE U WAS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT UR COLORS, SHAPES AND SOUNDS..DUH..BROOOWN, BLLACCK, PUURPLE, YEELLOWW, CHHOOEES..U KNOW THAT THERE SUSPENDERS AVAILABLE FOR DRUNKEN SOCKS TOO..DUHHH

 
At 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH BABE..LETS GO..I HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR MY COLORS..IM PURE PUERTO RICAN..WHATS UR EXCUSE

 
At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha. Speaking of CHOOES. I just looked atyour pic with Craig...you look like you got a one piece graduation dress! The stockings and dress are all connected! And you ain't even got on no CHOOES...I guess the dress came with the CHOOES already built in!

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to work, but this will be continued!!!!
NOONE IS SAFE

 
At 3:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE..GO ON HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK AND REMEMBER TO SOUND OUT ALL UR WORDS AND SYLABLES TOO..OOHHKAAYY..OH YEAH REMEMBER DARK COLORS WITH DARK AND LIGHT COLORS WITH LIGHT.. U MIXMATCHED,MIXED UP PRE-SCHOOL REJECT..LOVEYATOO

 
At 4:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE GUYS CALLED HIM COOL CRAIG BUT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS CUTE GRAIG CUZ THAT IS WHAT FEMALES CALLED HIM.

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger Kermit said...

RIP Craig...20 years ago we were working in the same area in midtown and would always meet up. Too many of us are getting struck down at too young of an age, whether it's from violence, addiction or disease.

 
At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOOKING AT THESE PIC AGAIN I CAN SEE CONNIE'S TRUE P.R. COLORS COMING OUT. NOW CONNIE PINK AND RED. FOR SOME REASON P.R.'S ALWAYS THINKS THOSE TWO COLORS MATCH.
DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE THAT IS THE SAME DRESS QUANA HAD ON AT HER GRADUATION?
I KNOW GRAIG HAD GOOD HAIR BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS S CURL IN THESE PICS. I KNOW THAT HE WAS LIKE DES'S BIG BROTHER BUT DAMN THEY HAD THE SAME HAIR STYLE BACK THEN

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

OK, family month is over. In honor of March coming in like a lion...
Corey, your lips look like an old blackboard. It may be erased, but the chalk is always there!
Poobah, why in the hell did you wear baby-blue & dirty-white golf shoes to a party? With tassels on the laces! You & Boog look like Do & Don’t! Guess which one is you.
Kermit, while it IS cool that you’re 47 & in shape, it IS NOT cool for you to put on your son’s shirt to pose for a pic! You look like the cover for the Erkle Aerobics DVD!
Connie, your tetas are inverted. You had to give Jasmine a piggy-back ride to breastfeed!
Des, no jokes, I’m sorry about what’s happening to your hairline. I had no idea that happens to women too. Maybe you should go back to a bang while you still can. True - you’ll need so much from the sides to cover the front that you’ll look like a punk rocker. But if you color it purple, people will think it’s on purpose.
Kindell, my multi-cultural cousin. You got Panamanian ankles, African heels, Jamaican feet, and Haitian toes! RASFYAH!!!! BO-BO-BO!!!
Herb, this whole salmonella thing got me nervous. When you come up bring a brother some of them fresh chickens you raising on your farm. A couple slabs of fresh pork and a side of beef too. Don’t act like you can’t spare it. You’re the only cross-dressing cattle-rancher in North Carolina. You gotta be making money hand over fist... sorry, hand over purse!

Welcome to March chumps. I love you all!!!

P.S. - anyone I forgot to mention, feel free to swing first & I’ll see you in my next post.
This March will not be going out like a lamb!

 
At 8:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OOHHH MARCH MADNESS BEGINS!! I'M NOT MAD AT YA ANT BLACK..I LIKE THE WAY YOU THREW THE ESPANOL IN THERE..QUITE AMUSING I LIKE UR STYLE..BUT DONT SLEEP CAUSE AS SOON AS COREY GET SOME PICS OF U UP THERE BEWARE... ITS ON!! OH YEAH.. AND LEAVE MY TETITAS OUT OF IT!!

 
At 8:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

TETITAS..TRANSLATION...YOUNG GUNS, M & M'S, LEMONS, SKITTLES, LIL TETAS, ETC...USE YOUR IMAGINATION

 
At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

connie,
pink and read then red sneakers. what were you thinking!
kim, you are right: puerto ricans for you.
Then you grow up and come out looking like a played a role in star wars!!!
big sis, love ya but I rather rock a bad hair doo which i can blame on weather, then wearing colors that don't blend at all...oh it was laundry day???
you look like you were wrapped up in alumimun foil. oh that is what she wore when our tv did not work. she is a human antenna.

love your lil sis with some real bad hair days....

 
At 11:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANT, how are you gonna even mention the word BLACK in any way, shape or form. Nigga, you look like a BLACK SHARPY!
When you used to get hurt, you could only get a BLUE..cause you was already black.
You so black, you bleed coffee.

 
At 6:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

michelle, at least i have on SOILD colors!! what the hell do u and craig have on..hawaiian tropic shirt and shorts?? oh please, you to must have been watching a HAWAII FIVE-O marathon...where's your surfboards?!?

 
At 9:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but i match! can you say the same.

for the record you are older and you are suppose to set an example.

craig wore nothing but Le'tiger and lees.

you look like a female version of mc hammer. stop connie time!!!

Michi

 
At 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you actually defending wearing red and pink solids???

for the record, her graduation dress was a one piece!!! but it was a nice dress. unlike the red and pink.

BORICUA!!!!

michi

 
At 10:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK Blackie you are getting you snap’s a little mixed up. My hairline is fine that was your Gator brother with the hairline that went south.
Since we are on the topic of hair why is your chest hair sooooo nappy?
U baldheaded nappy chest baboon.

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

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At 8:35 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Corey, I almost forgot today is the fifteen-year anniversary of you losing your left nut in that bar fight. I know I say it every year, but I'm so sorry. Every time I finish making sweet love my wife I say a silent prayer for my best bud who hasn't ejaculated since 1992.
I just KNEW everything would work out for you cause every woman wants a man that can go ALL NIGHT LONG. So what if your nut sack hangs like a lock in a sock cause there's 1 ball in a space designed for 2. But who knew those all-nighters would burn you out so quickly and every year your wife would be stuck with 363 consecutive days of cuddling.
So sorry to hear of your impending divorce. Irreconcilable differences!!! How could she call your 'lack in the sack' an irreconcilable damn difference?!?! That just burns me up. Cause it could've just as easily been me injured in that fight, and my wife could be secretly calling me "The Uni-baller"! Well if she feels she MUST HAVE a man that can perform, then let her go find one! You can do better! There's women escaping to America from Somalia every day cause of that whole female circumcision thing over there, and the LAST thing they want is a mandingo (like myself) to be all up in there stretchin' things out & what not. A good cuddler is what they're craving. They can deal with the 2 days you go hard, as long as they got the other 363 days of cuddling & crying to look forward to.
So go find your African queen, my brother. Go find her.

 
At 10:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DES HE LOOK'S MORE LIKE A BIG BLACK PILE BABOON SH**

 
At 11:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So finish the story Black...tell them how my left nut tasted after you swallowed it......

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Nice comeback, SoftCore. Or does wifey still call you "Linguini"? Or was is "Noodles"? I can't remember, might have been "Vienna".


Daaaaaaaamn, Kindell! Baboon sh#t? Guess I deserved that. I'm sorry.....
about your baboon feet. "All-fours" your simeon azz to the store for more bananas! That's how you keep the weight off - swinging under the GW bridge from jersey to new york & back.

 
At 9:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Ant I saw your documentary about african women the other night, you were the big black women with tits hanging so low they touched your navel I was just amazed how you use them for so many different things everytime you began to sweat you would just flip one up and wipe your big azz forehead, but what really got me was when you swung them around and tied the baby to your back I still can't figure out how you tied your nipples in a knot. JUST AMAZING!

 
At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO great one Dell

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your wifey still call you...no, wait a minute, she doesn't call you...she calls ME!

 
At 4:34 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

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At 5:21 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Sorry, I was in & out of meetings all day. I hope you two appreciate what I do for you.

Kindell, the zoo director says it's quite normal for the native female haitian baboon to be friendly one minute & to bite the hand that feeds her the next, so I shouldn't worry. He says all you can do is apply generous coats of lotion to the hands & feet 3 times daily and clip your toenails at least twice a week, cause your baboon feet are made to grip branches & vines, not that iron & steel you swing on traveling under the bridge.

Corey, the psychotherapist said that next time you're dry humping a shorty ask her to stick the ring finger of her right hand in your butt while simultaneously massaging the roof of your mouth with her left pinky. She says if that DOESN'T wake up your man-part, then kill yourself! On the other hand she also says that if your johnson DOES wakes up after all that, then you're gay and to find yourself a good man.

 
At 12:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ant u r a fool
goo

 
At 9:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANT
I THINK THE AFRICAN HEAT HAS YOU A BIT CONFUSED YOU HAVE MISTAKEN MY FEET FOR YOUR HAIRY BREAST. YOU MAY WANT TO ASK DES AND CONNIE WHERE THEY GO FOR A WAXING CUZ YOUR HAIRY AZZ NIPPLES ARE SCARING THE BABY.

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Damn, Kindell. I thought I could retire with the Gator Blog Snap Championship belt. You & Des don't back down for sh#t! That's why I love ya'll.

By the way, I just shaved my nipples for the trip, thank you.

 
At 9:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's my road dawg!!!

 
At 2:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY GIRL ANNIE ON JEROME AVE. IS A MAGICIAN WITH HOT WAX..SO ANT, IF U WANT HER NUMBER HOLLLLAAAA AT YOUR GIRL!!

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Connie, I saw that movie 40 Year Old Virgin. No wax for the kid!!! You can keep that sh#t!

 

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