F.A.T.S.......
Friends Against Tacky Stuff or....
F.A.T.T.S.
(Friends Against Tight TrencheS) or...
F.A.T.S.
(Friends Against Tacky Shoes) or...
F.A.T.S.S.
(Friends Against Tight Small Shirts) or...
F.A.T.S.S.
(Friends Against Tight Shiny Shirts) or....
F.A.T.T.T.S.
(Friends Against Tacky Shoes) or...
F.A.T.S.S.
(Friends Against Tight Small Shirts) or...
F.A.T.S.S.
(Friends Against Tight Shiny Shirts) or....
F.A.T.T.T.S.
(Friends Against Tight-Tight-Tight Shorts) or....
F.A.T.T.T.T.S.
(Friends Against Teeny-Tiny-Tight-Tight Shorts)
posted by Hardcore @ 3/02/2007 10:18:00 AM
60 Comments:
GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER!!!
Poo.....Poo.....U.....R.....A.....
H.A.M .....(HOT AZZ MESS)
COREY
U KILL HIM
POO POO just leave it alone
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!! LOOKS LIKE A PERSONAL VENDETTA TOWARDS POO..BUT I GIVE IT U CORE U WON THIS ROUND!! HOWEVER, AT LEAST POO HAD ON 2 MATCHING CHOOES..
2 MATCHING CHOOES..UGLY CHOOES..BUT MATCHING CHOOES..SORRY POO BUT THOSE R SOME UGLY AZZ CHOOES!! IN THAT PIC WITH US I CANT HELP BUT TO NOTICE THAT I WAS SMASHING YOUR TOOL BAG..DID IT HURT?
Poo Poo, U r the poster boy for what not wear!
How bout we contact the TV show “query eye for a straight guy” 2 help u out?
Question:
Poo do u know how to Krump Dance?
I hear the West Cost is looking for a new Homie The Clown…
I’m sure if u send that flick of u on 2121 stoop……U just might get the position with out an interview.
Connie,
Why the hell do you have ur leg cocked of his shoulder anyway?
He couldn't feel anything with them tight azz shorts Connie. He brings new meaning to the word Numb Nuts!
WHO KNOWS DES? ASK ME IF I COULD COCK MY LEG UP THAT HIGH NOW!! HELL TO THE NO!
OK OK let me correct myself b4 the professor read the blog
The show is “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”
That better....right professor?
Gurl,
I know that’s rite…..well on the other hand after a few Tequila shots….u think I’m one of the Radio City Rockettes…….
BARTENDER... TEQUILA PLEASE!
AND KEEP 'EM COMING!
You are supposed to bring your own snapping skills to the table and let everyone take the pics apart Core. Come on. You are obviously wrecked by my superior skills and exploting an unfair advantage but if you want to be a sucker than...OK. You lose respect points for that though, really.
Grand Poo
You went to the shoes like they would not be noticed. You obviously can not snap so you post my pics in a way to incourage eveyone to snap for you. Not impressed. But I am taking all comers.
Grand Poo
You know I have given it to you already Shrek.
But as for Des, this to me is like snacks to you. Are you leaveing those alone? NO!!!
Con, love you mean it
Corey, I will have to pick this up when I get home you I’m not Toby, I’m Kunta Kenta, confused azz, trading one slave name for another, to wack to join Bey in the real black panthers, fake azz professing black power to the people and snapping on dark pigmentation when you are the blackest man I ever saw sporting one brown choo.
Grand Poo
You know I have given it to you already Shrek.
But as for Des, this to me is like snacks to you. Are you leaveing those alone? NO!!!
Con, love you mean it
Corey, I will have to pick this up when I get home you I’m not Toby, I’m Kunta Kenta, confused azz, trading one slave name for another, to wack to join Bey in the real black panthers, fake azz professing black power to the people and snapping on dark pigmentation when you are the blackest man I ever saw sporting one brown choo.
Grand Poo
What do me liking snack have to do with your wack azz style of dressing? Don’t try to shift the matter at hand… if you never dress like Homie the clown… he would have no Homie the clown flicks to post. Where did you do your shopping? Did you not have a mirror around when you got dress?
I bet you thought you were Fly 2...
Quote for the day… No One Likes a Bone…but a DOG……
MY HUSBAND DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH MY WEIGHT
Thank you very much!!!!!!!!
Please get your own snap’s and leaves Greasy Ant alone.
Damn Des, I ain't even say nothin'! I won't retaliate cause I know you was aiming at Fred & I just got caught in the crossfire. I respect that. But speaking of greasy. Take another look at Baby George in the pic with Fred & D. THAT BROTHA GOT ME BEAT ON THE NATURALLY GREASY TIP!
Des, To tell you the truth, yeah, I did think that I looked good and I still do, seriously. Loving your self makes you see things in a crazy way. But that's over your head. Anyway, I wish I still had that outfit I would rock it. That was me then and I am still the same. You know, thinking for my self.
As for borrowing snaps. This pic was up weeks ago and you had nothing to say... Are you not piggy backing on Corey's joke? Ah...Yep! I think you are.
Sooo, with that said.
When you are in the midst of a verbal shootout, don't jump up and yell...
"POO POO just leave it alone".
I thought this was a setup in a dark ally. I was jumpy and I fired from the hip. Sorry bout the head shot yo.
But now I feel bad for firing at your handycap. Very sorry. Cause, you cant help yourself and I know it. My bad. Snackthru-the-nightism is a motha. Get well soon.
Now, I came here looking Corey Bailey and his gang. There is going to be a shootout on this page and I am going to load my guns and start firing at whoever I notice with a few bullits in there keyboards. You know you ran out of ammo with Ant. So! I want you to keep your head down and let the smart people come at me. Okay chubby? But feel free to snack AND watch.
Grand Poo
R u serious? This blog use to be fun and funny……..what happen? Did u loose you funny bone? I will keep my comment to myself if it struck a nerve.
WHAT HAVE I STUMBLED INTO?
COREY YOUR NOT PLAYING FAIR.
DON'T GET MAKE AT FRED, YOU GOT UP ON GRADUATION MORNING AND DECIDED TO WEAR THAT ENSEMBLE. SO WHEN YOU DECIDED TO POST THAT PIC WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU THINK WE WERE GOING TO SAY. YOU LOOK NICE, NNNOOOTTT.
FRED JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN AND GIVE IT TO HIM, CUZ HIS SNEAK ATTACK IS OFF THE CHAIN. HE MAY NOT BE QUICK WITH THE TONGUE BUT HE HAS A MEAN CUT AND PAST GAME.
OK COREY X YOU HAVE THAT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY THING GOING ON.i HEAR THAT.
Des, you can't front. Feel free to snack and watch? That was hella funny! And Kindell, cute toes to you as well. And by the way Des, congrats. I didn't know you got married. Tell your husband that on behalf of the gator family I apologize for every reference to the twins made by us. Also for implying that I wanted to fill you up with tequila so you could get your Rockette on. Oh yeah, and for imagining you buck..... wait, you don't know about that one... forget it. We sorry, no hard feelings, Bee.
Corey, putting up a pic of a 40 year old man looking fit and trim and that's supposed to be a snap? Am I supposed to feel bad because my shirt fits tightly in all the right places and because my stomach is not bulging out? Is that the best you can do? It's not like somebody who would put up a piece of poetry that murdered the english language...oh wait a minute you did that in the poem you posted a few days ago. Not sure of how you did that? Well, to quote Elizabeth Barrett Browning (she's a real poet), "Let me count the ways."
1.copywrite should be copyright
2.thats (several places) should be that's (with an apostrophe)
3.committment has only one T, should be commitment
4.humilliation has only one L, should be humiliation
5.poety obviously should be poetRy
6.incarsaraction should be incarceration
7.its should be it's (with an apostrophe)
8.sware should be swear
9.alot should be a lot (space)
kindess should be kindNess
10."who's personality" should be "whose personality"
So, If I had a choice, which would I choose to have posted for the world to see...a grammatically incorrect piece of poetry(in your case that's a liberal interpretation of the term) or a pic in a "tight" shirt....hmmm. People, don't get it twisted if you go to the poem and don't see all of those errors and more...he corrected some of them after I sent him an e-mail on the side.
My apologies, I've been going to my AAA (Anal Attentive Anonymous) meetings to control the "Distressed Professor" personality, but Corey forced me to slip.
DAMN..... DAMN..... DAMN!!!!
That was the definiton... I mean definition (sorry Kermit) of "picking someone apart"! I'm sure Des & Kindell will run to Corey's defense cause... I mean because (sorry Kermit) they are staunch defenders of "freedom of spell". But ladies, you have to admit, Kermit unleashed a the beast on that one!
I meant "unleashed the beast". Sorry Kermit
For the record, I'm gonna have to stop coming to this comment section cause when you scroll down to click on "comments" you got Fred's juicy fruits in your face!
HAhahahahahahahah...you mean Freds, Reece's Pieces! WHAT!!I'm here- WHAT!
HAhahahahahahahah...you mean Freds, Reece's Pieces! WHAT!!I'm here- WHAT!
How are you gonna try to regulate hoe we get down on the blog? this is a free-for-all, every man for themselves, battle people! I ain't mad at Kermy doing a freakin spell and gramar check! That ain't a part of the game either...but he does his thing. I merely flipped what you guys tried to smash me with, and let you know I'm down with the cause! F.A.T.S. Grand Poo-Poo, you're the main culprit! This is just an intervention...I did it cause, I LOVE YOU MAN!
Oh, and Kermy....Thanks for that heads up email...I made the corrections immediately! I'm glad you got my back!
Ant...you do know that Poo-poo is referring to you when he says SHREK, don't you???
Des, keep 'em, coming!
Kermy, spell check everyones comment - play fair!
Kindell....all I have to say is NOONE IS SAFE!!!!!!
Creflo = Corey B
Des, of course you can leave your comments. That was me snapping on you. My humor is sharp and not the usual...a guy comes into a bar with a duck under his arm, style. I was not taking it to heart it's just that those are my poon poon shorts and clown outfit and I am defending them. I block hard but don't take it personal. Read my comment that I addressed to you again and you will see that there is a lot of kidding in there.
1. I came here looking for Corey Bailey and his gang.
2. There is going to be a shootout on this page.
3. Keep your head down and let the smart people come at me.
4. Snackthru-the-nightism, and so on.
This is kidding...some of the kidding is on you. Read some of my comments from the past and you will see that this is my style. I start out serious and then I chop your big light skinneded head off.
The fellas know me a little better than you so I will explain. When I come hard, what I am really saying is, come at me with everything you got. Never hold back on me and don't apologize Des. I know you are joking and I can take it. And you don't take what I say to heart either cause I am joking with you also. Please let me flow and you should do the same. Aight?
Grand Poo
Corey, you are a chick.
Grand Poo
I'm right here Poopy - poopy! Don't get mad at me......Just like I ain't get mad at you. Kermy, i see you sitting over Poopy's shoulders, waiting for me to slip up....You two the only dudes on here that tag-team your jokes....and you calling ME a CHICK! Let me state the Obvious:
Ya'll both suffer from Ouch-tightnutsinmyshortstoosmalliousis!
Ya'll both wear tight - look at my nipple shirts.
Ya'll both dress a like when you go out together.
And ya'll both too old to be having sleepovers! (uh huh....you thought I ain't no about that)
So you tell me who's the chick!
Don't get mad Kermy....Kermy gets so mad sometimes, he writes corrections on his computer monitor with a sharpy! Then he starts throwin ooks around and stuff, calling people who make typo's idiots! To calm himself down, he has to recite the alphabet backwards! It helps him fall asleep!
correction - Throwin Books around - Calm down Kermy
OK Grand Poo Poo I hear you…..It just that this blog is getting a bit complicated and not as funny as it use to be.
We have your dry sense of humor that has to be decoded, and then you have the distress English professor correcting everyone’s English.
Kermit makes you scared to make a typo or mistake in fear that you will be send to the corner to wear a dunce hat.
Then you can not call old friends by the name you always called them anymore. This blog use to be the spot I would come to and get a good laugh, even if the joke was on me. When we use to snap on 2121 stoop you did not have to watch what you said it was all love. Just one rule don’t talk about no ones Mom.
Please let’s just get the blog back to what it uses to be Funny!!!
NOW BACK TO THE JOKE AND SNAPPING.
YES DES THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!! NO ONE CAN TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS OR PERSONAL HERE BECAUSE WE ARE ALL FAMILY AND NO ONE MEANS ANY HARM TO ONE ANOTHER..ITS ALL LOVE WHETHER IT'S ON BELMONT OR THIS BLOG..SO LETS STOP BULLSH#%ING AND GET TO WHAT WE DO...NOW WHAT WAS THAT DES ABOUT MY FOIL SUIT?? NO IT WASN'T A MASE VIDEO,, IT WAS MY DIVA MOMENT OKAY!?!
HEY POO U MAY LOOK A LITTLE TACKY WITH THE CLOWN HAT, THE LEATHER VEST AND LITTLE WHITE SOCKS BUT MY BROTHER THOSE ABS ARE TIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! NEW YORK SPORTS CLUB ROCKS!!
I love you DES! Wit you big four head.
I love you Connie, wit yo boobieless bras.
I love you Michi, with your puerto Rican afro.
I love you Poopy, wit yo teeny, tiny, tigh-tight shorts and tacky shoes.
I love you Kindell for wearing stockings with no pants on top.
I love you Black for, um....I'll get back to you.
I love you Kim, for busting my a$$ in ball and making me vow to never get beat by a girl again!
I love you Larry, for coming thru whenever, and wherever I needed you too....oh, and for next weekend!
I love you Kermy, for being the human spell checker, and for not kicking me in the shin when I didn't have your favorite records at your wedding.
I love you Goo-Goo, cause you were the first person I met on Belmont...without you, none of this would be possible.
I love all of you sucka's!
OH MY GOODNESS..THATS COLD CORE!! BOOBILESS BRA!?! OMG!! WHEN MICHELLE READS THAT SHES GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY ON ME!! YES ITS TRUE I AM BOOBILESS, BUT THATS OK BCAUSE I HAVE JUNK IN MY TRUNK AND AT LEAST I MAKE UP FOR IT SOMEWHERE!! DAMN!!
TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU THAT CAN'T APPRECIATE THAT I SNEAK ON THIS BLOG AT WORK BETWEEN PATIENTS, MEETINGS, AND RUNNING A CLINIC AND I'M SORRY IF MY EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS ARE FILLED WITH GOING TO CLASSES, AND HANDLING MY RESPONSIBLITIES WHICH LEAVES ME WITH VERY LITTLE TIME TO PROOF READ MY COMMENTS. IF ANYONE HAPPEN TO GET A LITTLE CONFUSED BY ANY OF MY COMMENTS I TRUELY APOLOGIZE. I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO TREAT THIS NIG-GROI-DE-IN BLOG LIKE A F---ING MEETING OF THE GOT DAMN MINDS. SINCE I HAVE A MOMENT TO SPARE ALLOW ME TO ELABORATE.
ANTHONY HAS BEEN HIT WITH EVERY GREASY, BLACK, PINK LIP, TITTI HANGING, BREAST FEEDING, SHAKA ZULU, TAR BABY, BEACHED WHALE, MC PATTEN LEATHER, LURCH, FRIED CHICKEN EATING JOKE I CAN THINK OF BUT I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HIM, HE HAS TAKEN IT ALL LIKE A CHAMP AND COMES BACK EVEN HARDER.
NOW AS FOR THE UPTIGHT TIGHT SHIRT TIGHT SHORT TIGHTY WHITEY TWINS. I THINK THE LACK OF BLOOD FLOW FROM THE BALLS TO THE BRAIN DO TO YOUR STYLE OF DRESS HAS CAUSED A DECREASE IN ACTIVITY TO THE AREA OF THE BRAIN THAT AFFECT THE PERSONALITY. SO WHAT I SUGGEST YOU DO IS STOP WEARING YOUR KIDS CLOTHS SO YOUR BALLS CAN BREATH, BLOOD CAN FLOW AND LEARN LOOSEN THE F--K UP.
AND TO YOU CREFLO DOLLAR BILL JR. AKA KUNTA AKA SLAVE AKE COREY BAILEY AKA COREY WASHINGTON AKA MC ASHY SCRATCH AKA POOKIE, AKA JJ JR. AKA DONALD(NIKKI'S UNCLE) AKA SNAKE AKE EDDIE MONSTER AKA SUGAR LIPS. DON'T FRONT LIKE IT WAS THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU WORE A GET UP LIKE THIS YOU HAD THE SAME DAMN OUTFIT IN A DIFFERENT COLOR ON WITH THE SLEEVES ROLLED AND PUSHED UP WITH NO SOCKS AND POINTY TOE HARD BOTTOM SHOES WITH TASSLES AT THE BOAT RIDE LOOKING LIKE A MIAMI VICE REJECT.
SO PLEASE PARDON MY GRAMMATICAL ERAS I WILL ONLY COMMENT WHEN I HAVE TIME TO PROOF READ.
THAT'S MY CUZ!!! TELL THEM HIGH FALOOTANT NIGGAS, KINDELL!!! I GOT YOUR BACK, NOT THAT YOU NEED IT, CAUSE YOU ROCKED 'EM!!!
P.S.- Kindell, somebody called me Lurch?
Corey,
You calling me a chick? Let's see, you BLOW up pictures of people's...I mean, men's genital areas...you constantly refer to people...AGAIN, I mean men's shorts...you're always making some "nuts" related comments...are these Freudian slips (look it up)? Just open up to Diana Ross and sing "I'm Coming Out"...it's ok...we accept you for who/what your are.
Des, you crowned me the "distressed professor", so don't be afraid of your creation.
Kindell, its errors not eras. I couldn't resist. LOL
Maan! I'm gonna keep it real.
f**k all of you with that, we can take a joke shite. I just really learned to take a joke in the past 24 hours. I am usually the one that takes it over the edge. Props to Core for bringing it to Poo so damn hard. Corey showed me what all of my victims felt like over the years. Maaaaaaaaaaaaad STUPID! We were snapping and Corey snuck behind me and yanked my pants down in front of all the girls and got the rep as the cool dude on campus. At least that's what it felt like when I got to work yesterday afternoon and saw how he clowned me by displaying my pictures like this. I was feeling real stupid. But I guess yanking down the pants is a classic yo! It's not usually my pants though. I am just not going to front like that didn't make me feel like the retarded nerd who gets his azz beat after school every day. But even though I felt dissed I was not serious with yo chubby azz Des. I like you to much to dis you foreal and you know it, stupid.
I like when Dell said, take it like a man Fred. I was sitting at my computer with a tear in my eye saying "O...o...okay Dell...but Corey is CHEATIN WIT HIS BLACK AZZ!"
You got extra on me Core but it is okay. You need cryptonite to kill Super-Poo. Problem is, that was your best shot punk. I took yo best and you got nothin left sucker. I see your old man and your Kermit and Fred jokes. Not impressed. I'll deal with you...
...as soon as I can stop feeling like Lying Willie.
Grand Poo
What doesn't kill you, makes you funnier.
Thanks for the lesson but I still don't like you Core.
Grand Poo
AAAAAAAHHH SHADUP SHUTTIN' UP!!!
You either Ant.
Grand Poo
LOL KERMIT EYE NEW U CUDNT REZIS WANTED TWO CEE AFTA ALL OV THAT IF U CUD LET THE ERA GO BUTT EYE NEW U CUDNT SEW HEARS MORE STUF 4 U 2 KARECT
NOCK URSELF OUT.
Kindell, it's no fun when I KNOW someone has done it on purpose...but beware!
But it is funny and clever Kindell.
Grand Poo
love u too corey with your crusty eye, ashy ankle having self!!!
love you all!!!
OK DEZ..stop with the both name thing. no one never said u could not call me MICHI...maybe you are too short to read the monitor. get a steppin stool or ask your kids to let you sit on the their shoulders!! maybe u should of had your leg over poo poo head
LOVE YA.
michi
Kindell, did you say something? I am still checkin out them stockings.
freddy, I don't even have to snap on you....you do it for me, just look at the eveidence! I love you like a big brother though. Just look at it like an intervention.
Kermy, you should be embarrassed! 45 year old man shopping in Buster browns and kids-r-us. Kermy, you're so small, you need two hands to eat popcorn. When you take off your glasses, you're head looks like an UP ARROW.
I got $50 for you kermy, cause I heard you was a little short on cash. When you go to IHOP you always ask for a short stack. But I'm gonna stop now, casue I don't wanna keep focussing on your short comings.
AND COREY, LEAVE MY P.R AFRO ALONE. I REMEMBER SEAN DACOSTA TOLD ME I LOOKED LIKE A POODLE. LMAO!!!!!
MICHI
Ok Michi I feel u but your short joke is CORNY BOOOOOOOO
Hey webmaster, where'd that damn pic of Freddy's man panties go? I was charging 1 old lady, 2 transvestites, and a weird janitor at my school 20 dollars a pop for 15 minutes alone in a back room with that pic. You cuttin' into my cash flow, webmaster! This is an outrage. I need answers!
What can I say,it was a SHORT run!
Well I'm gettin' ready to go BALListic!
Don't get all TIGHT with me!
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