Before we say goodbye to family month...
Yep....Me, and my parents!
Donte, Terrence, & Terrell
Kelvin's Handsome sons
posted by Hardcore @ 2/28/2007 10:59:00 PM
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Yep....Me, and my parents! Yep....Me, and my parents!
46 Comments:
can't believe how big they r
goo
Corey, did you get sex in high school?
You & your pops should've switched outfits. You're dressed like a 70-year old jewish man with the shorts, dress socks & pointy shoes. You lucky you went to Stevenson. If that was Clinton or Evander, you would've got your corny dressing azz beat IN THE GRADUATION! Wait a minute, I remember what you left the block wearing on your graduation day - a blue suit - you must've changed into that bullsh#t on the back of the #36 bus on the way! I thought Sammy Davis was the only black jew.
DAMN!!! One of them definitely looks more like Kel than the others. And it ain't Donte. Kelvin?
Kelvin!
Kelvin???
Is this thing on?!?
Corey, how come you didn't pull them socks up to your knee cap like you were supposed to? Just because you tried to slouch them didn't make you look cool. The only way to look cool with shorts & dress socks is if you're on your way to shuffle board, you cornball!
OR SHOULD I SAY - YOU MATZA BALL!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok, why are you cutting me up at 12:43 am??? You talk about corny...you should be getting it on! Hi Penny!
COREY,COREY,COREY!! WERE YOU DRUNK ON GRADUATION DAY BECAUSE YOUR SOCKS DEFINTELY WERE! WHATS WITH THE POINTY CHOOES MAN!! AND THE SHORTS ABOVE THE KNEES!!OMG..U WERE A HOT MESS BABY! THE BLUES BROTHERS GLASSES KILLED IT DUDE!!
YOUR POPS SHOULD BE GIVING U A THUMBS DOWN FOR THAT FASHION STATEMENT..AND MS. BAILEY IS SMILING BUT THROUGH HER TEETH SHE IS SAYING"COREY IM GONNA KICK YOUR AZZ WHEN WE GET HOME FOR WEARING KERRY'S SOCKS!"
TERRELL HAS THE SAME BIG CHEESE SMILE LIKE KELVIN..DONTE IS BABY JORDAN (HE BE BALLIN') AND TERRANCE HAD TO KNEEL DOWN BCAUSE HES SO DAMN TALL (DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE FLEX ALEXANDER) BEAUTIFUL JOB BRENDA..BIG UP TO ALL SINGLE MOTHERS!!!
Damn Corey, you voluntarily put that pic of yourself up? Drinking a webmastering don't go together, obvisously you make bad choices under the influence...but then that doesn't explain why you actually had that outfit on. Who went with you when you went shopping and actually said, "yeah, that's hot!"?
Kelvin's kids are handsome young men...
Anthony went with me to buy that outfit...who knew!
Connie, you almost got me in trouble at work for laughing too loud! THANKS!
I did voluntarily put that pic up because:
1-Thats what this blog is about, and i lead by example
2-If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at.
I know I was busted, buin 89, I really thought I ws doing something. I figured we could all get a laugh out of that one.
let's ot forget the most important part of that pic though- I GRADUATED!
MOST DEFINETLY COREY!! YOU R ABSOLUTELY CORRECT THAT THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN THAT PIC OF YOU IS THAT YOU GRADUATED AND THATS WHAT IMPORTANT!! HOWEVER,,,THOSE CHOOES AND SOCKS ARE COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!!
Corey, don't include me with that outfit! I'm a Portabella kinda guy. That get-up is more 70's Pimps-R-Us.
What the EFF is CHOOES Constance???? ( more spanish)
shoes...chooes for pointy cucaracha killas!!
1-Thats what this blog is abooouuuut, and I lead by exampuuul
2-If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh aaat.
The most important part of that pic is I graduateeed!
Yeah, yeah, whateva.
(pat pat pat)
NOW! This picture is about your dressing skills. So stop trying to distract us from that bullshite, G&M, Tremont ave buy one outfit and you gonna get the shoes frees getup your rocking. Yes I remember when G&M had that going out of business sale and it looks like you save a bundle.
And do not try to blame it on the sun light. Your father has on 2, I said TWO! brown shoes in that same sun. You?
(Read with a Freddy Prince accent)
...jou got on a black choes an a brown choes man.
Please explane.
Grand Poo
Is that some kind of drawstring in the shirt so that you can pull it tight around the waste to make a graduate feel sezy or somezin? What is going on wit you in this pic my dude?
Grand Poo
Your outfit is supposed to be loose fitting but I can read the first three pages of the book in your pocket.
Grand Poo
Your socks are not only baggy but they seem to have contracted some type of disease that's turning them tan in places.
What is up Core?
Grand Poo
All jokes aside, I am proud of you my dude. You graduated high school and college. You made your mother, father and your brothers proud of you. I just wish you had worn an outfit designed for men on your special day...but...I guess...it was YOUR special day.
Grand Poo
I agree with Connie, your mom is talking through her teeth. She's saying "get off of me panty boy". And your pops is saying "I'm going this way".
Grand Poo
The whole area around your feet is freakin me out son. Is it just me or are you feet being beamed up to the Enterprise in this picture.
Grand Poo
YOUR SHOES MAAAN!!!
Grand Poo
What color sock do you have on My dude? Forget you. Does anybody know what color socks those are?
Grand Poo
Help me.
Grand Poo
Please...
Grand Poo
Please...
Grand Poo
Somebody...
Grand Poo
lmao!!! yo poo is right!! u do have on a black choo and a brown choo!! WTF??? omg!!! this is an outrage!! im dying here..LMFAO!!
Damn Poobah, I'd say he had enough. You can always tell when you're killing Corey cause he won't leave any comments for days and then come back saying he was working a convention and didn't know he was being roasted!
I'm going to bed Core, your foot area is causing some kind of distortion to my computer monitor.
Peace.
Grand Poo
Word up Ant. And if someone else is gettin rocked he sends you a text saying, bloooggggggg.
Grand Poo
I CAN NOT STOP LOOKIN AT THOSE DAMN CHOES!
Grand Poo
OH SH#T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YA'LL ARE RIGHT!!! COREY GOT ON 1 BROWN & 1 BLACK POINTY SHOE! WHAT...WHA..WH... THE..TH..TH... F#CK...F#C...F#...!!!!!
OH SH#T, POOBAH, YOU RIGHT!!! WHEN HE WAS GETTING ON YOU LAST NIGHT HE SENT ME A TEXT BUT MY PHONE WAS NEAR THE WIFE IN ANOTHER ROOM SO SHE CHECKED IT. SHE CAME IN THE BEDROOM, SUCKED HER TEETH AND SAID, "YOUR FRIEND COREY SAYS GO TO THE DAMN BLOG!"
BUT Y COREY? DID U HAVE THE SAME PAIR OF CHOOES IN BLACK AND BROWN??WOW THIS IS AMAZING!!
THIS IS BETTA THAN DEF COMEDY JAM!!! FOR REAL!!
I'm at a conference, in the hotel lobby...laughing to myself...and people were looking at me on the slide...then I went to the photo again and saw the shoes and started LMAO...now people are looking at me like I'm crazy. Seriously, Corey I you need to re-evaluate your friendship with anybody who was with you when you picked up that outfit or saw you on your way to graduation and didn't tell you no. In honor of Corey, I'm creating the group FATS...Friends Against Tacky Suits...the slogan is "Friends don't let Friends go out like that"
I'm down for FATS. But it should be FATSS...Friends Against Tacky Suits AND! Shoes.
Grand Poo
And just so Connie does not try to rock the Silver Surfer again, lets call it...
...FATSSSSSS, Friends Against Tacky Suits & Shoes & Slick Silver Surfer Stuff.
Grand Poo
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HERE WE GO! I thought the blog was dead for a minute! LOL. FATSSSSS is hilarious! Kermit made a funny...awe. I just had to recheck that pic, that is funny as hell. I thought ya'll were just get on the short suit, but damn....people did their homework. I love ya'll. But do remember - NOONE IS SAFE!
HEY THAT SILVER SURFER SUIT WAS DA SH#T BACK THEN..I GOT GREAT REVIEWS THAT NIGHT AT THE LATIN QUARTERS..AND I STILL WANT TO KNOW IF U HAD 2 PAIRS OF THE SAME CHOOES IN BLACK AND BROWN CORE!! DID U DO THAT ON PURPOSE OR WAS THAT THE STYLE IN STEVENSON? OR WAS THAT THE DEAL AT THE MENS STORE..BUY THE SUIT AND GET A PAIR OF MIXMATCH CHOOES FREE..DID THE SALESMAN TELL U "COME ON, DONT WORRY NO ONE WILL NOTICE!" GO FIGURE...
POO, U KILLED IT WITH THE FREDDIE PRINZE ACCENT..I LOVE IT!! FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!!!
COREY YOU WERE VERY SPECIAL I SEE.
LUVING BRENDA'S BOYS
Yeah, luving Kelvin's boys.
I HAD TO LOOK AT THE PIC OF THE BOYS AGAIN AND THEY ARE YOUNG MEN WHICH MAKES ME THINK ABOUT BRENDA'S CLOTHING AND FOOD BILLS FOR THEM. SHE NEEDS TWO EXTRA JOBS THE TO CLOTH AND FEED THEM. I KNOW AT TIMES I LOOK AT MY SON, HE EATS ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME, WEARS A MEN'S SMALL AND THE SAME SIZE SHOE AS ME,AND HE'S ONLY 10 SO 3 TEENAGE BOYS DAMN $$$$$$$$$$$ NOT ONLY THAT THOSE BOYS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD RESPECTFUL KIDS. JOB WELL DONE
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