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Saturday, February 17, 2007

You Biiiiiiiiiig...........


53 Comments:

At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

....Fordham road sittin, pocketbook selling, do you need cab - askin, bootleg cd havin, bra wearing, Thank You may I have another - sandwhich askin, all you can eat- fat boys stunt double, feet so ashy - looks like you been walkin thru spider webs, spear chuckin, grass skirt wearing, hard azz feet havin, fly on the lip, pot belly, Amistad Drivin, stretch-mark sportin, black gums havin, tight pajama wearing, I just finished breastfeeding my son lookin, Wait.....don't hold me back....move....

 
At 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: Why does it look like you and your son in jail?

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: Why does your NY tatoo looks like it reads - Neeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww Yyyyyyooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrk? Your tatoo is so stretched, it looks like you got bar codes on your arm!

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: Yo, why you and your moms use the same barber? i'm just sayin.....

 
At 3:24 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Good one, Core. I won't comeback since I spent the last few days all over yo azz. Get yours, homey. And to be honest, Des drained a nigga!

 
At 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta be the blackest brother I know...you got 4 different shades of black on yo azz! Look at you! You got - Hide out in the woods BLACK on the top of your head. You got the - I'm here, just resting BLACK on your face - looks like you had your head down for 5 hours sleepin at a desk. You got the, I used to be darker, but after I put on so much weight BLACK under your arms, and you got the, if I close my eyes, NO ONE CAN SEE ME BLACK on yor back!

 
At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: How did your bottom lip go from Hot Pink, to Pumkin Orange?

 
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This nigga so black, when he swaet, you don't even see it!

 
At 3:35 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Forget that, there's always more in the tank!
Corey, you got marshmellow residue on your lips, elbows, knees & ankles! You look like you was at a murder scene & they chalk outlined your face. Yo, I just left your my space page, why'd it say "Sexiest troll under the bridge"?

 
At 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on brother...you all joked out! You funny when I ain't here.....too much pressure for you huh!
Hahahahahahahaha.

 
At 3:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Anthony and a parrot walked into a bar, the bartender said
"WOW, where did you get that?" The parrot said " AFRICA" !

 
At 3:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo so black you look like a wetsuit!

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Corey, you look like the people under the stairs. You look like them niggas with the baseball bats that was chasin' the warriors. You look like you break dance on hot coals.

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

I know you not talkin' about black. At least I look "good" black. You that other black. You the black that no one speaks of! You taboo black!

 
At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DING DING DING
RETURN TO YOUR CORNER.

COREY CAME OUT SWINGING HARD WITH VENGEANCE IN HOPE TO REGAIN HIS PRIDE.

REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT ANT HAS BEEN AT IT NONE STOP ON SOME HANNABAL LECTOR SH** TEARING OFF LIMS EARS AND NOSES. HE CONTINUES WITH QUICK JABS TO THE RIBS.

WITH NO ARMS,A MISSING LEG,ONE EAR AND ONE EYE HANGING FROM THE SOCKET COREY PRESSES ON. WITH ONLY FIVE TOES HE GOES AT THE KEYBOARD WITH SUCH DETERMINATION.

THIS IS A FIGHT TO THE FINISH.

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Kindell, you are the illest, for real> HAHAHAHAHAHA

 
At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooh, you rocked that Dell.
Grand Poo

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kindell that was cute...

 
At 10:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

..well..corey you got nerve talking about somebody mama head.

i don't know who is balder you or yur mother. i am just sayin!!

 
At 11:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous, no name, no props,no respect.
Grand Poo

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Whoever "anonymous" is he, or most likely she, definitely is from the block. However, scientific reasoning leads me to believe that "anonymous" did not actually reside on Belmont. My guess would be Hughes or Crotona. Maybe 2141. So close that she could feel it, yet never quite accepted by the Belmont fam. So close, yet so far. For years "anonymous" has harbored resentment, and built a love/hate relationship in her mind with us up the block. The blog was just what she needed. Now she can fulfill a life long dream, to be with the in-crowd. But the hate that's been backed up in her for all these years won't let her simply participate in open discussion. Oh, no! As much as she would like that, it is not possible for her tormented soul to resist the urge to lash out. "Anonymous", I want you to know that I feel your pain. Let it go... let it go. We welcome you to the "new" Belmont. We just ask that you respect everyone by not being "anonymous" when you pop a shot at someone. Respect includes giving your victims the right to know who's attacking them. I hope you understand where I'm coming from & abide by the gator blog guidelines.

I knew that psychology book I read the first 2 chapters of would come in handy one day. I'll send you my bill "anonymous".

 
At 12:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, cause we be knowin stuff yo...and, uhm...oh yeah, no name, no props,no respect.
Grand Poo

 
At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOT FUNNY NO NAME!

WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WERE NEVER APART OF THE BELMONT FAM CUZ DISRESPRCT IS NOT EXCEPTED. PERHAPS IN YOUR HOME YOU WEREN'T GIVEN THE LUV THAT WAS NEED WHEN NURTURING A CHILD. YOU CAN NOT ALLOW NEGATIVE EXPERIENCES FROM CHILDHOOD CONTROL WHAT YOU DO AS AN ADULT. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISRESPECT AND HUMOR. MAYBE YOUR LACK OF MORALS AND VALUES WAS ONE OF THE REASONS YOU NEVER QUITE FIT IN.

LET I GO INSTEAD OF DISRESPECTING COREY ASK HIM TO SEND YOU SOME CD'S OF SOME CEREMONS

 
At 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW..U MISS A FEW DAYS ON THIS BLOG IS LIKE MISSING A MONTH..FIRST OF ALL ANONYMOUS IS SUCH A SUCKA..TRYING TO BE DOWN BUT NOT GIVING UR NAME IS SO NOT COOL..UR RITE ANT THEY R DEFININTELY FROM THE BELMONT"AREA" BUT I DO DETECT "HATERATION"!!!
NOW TO UR PIC ANT..WTF!!?? DAMN THAT SOUTHERN COOKING IS DEFINTELY STICKING TO THOSE BONES..WELL WHAT BONES U HAVE LEFT..ARE THOSE TATOOS? I THOUGHT THEY WERE BRUISES FROM PENNY BEATING UR AZZ TO STAY OUT THE FRIGDE...NUTTIN BUT LUV ...

 
At 7:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANT U KNOW U GOT IT GOOD HERE BOYYEEE!!! BUT ITS ALL GOOD CAUSE IM SURE THE REST OF US HAVE OURS COMING BUT FOR NOW THIS IS UR TIME TO GET SLICED...NOW WALK IT OUT, NOW WALK IT OUT,WALK, WALK...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People, I don't know why everything on this page has to be a joke. We are out of control. Why cant we just say what is nice about these pics and leave it alone. Joking is okay sometimes but damn. Everybody wants to point out flaws and put everybody else down. Lets grow up people and not be stuck as the young people that we once were. Lets be adults...SOMETIMES!

This is a very nice picture Anthony.

One question though. How come you don't have your meals at the table? You just jump in the crib and eat the babies whole huh? No cooking or nuttin?

I thought Shrek was off the hook but you are one crazy ogre Ant.

I love you brotha so don't get caught.
Grand Poo

 
At 8:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND BY THE WAY ANT I SAW COOKA TODAY AND SHE STILL GOT A MUSTACHE AS A MATTER OF FACT SHE GOT THE GOATEE LOOK GOING ON..AND I WAXED YESTERDAY SO WE LOOK NUTTIN ALIKE OKAY.>!!!

 
At 8:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOOD ONE POO..I ALWAYZ KNEW U WERE THE UNDERDOG..JUST WHEN U THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE..BAMM!!!!

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Damnnnnnnnn, Connie! What did I do? You definitely got yours real quick. And Poobah. I didn't even see it coming. You was like the lion sneaking up on the herd of elephants. Not that I'm a damn elephant! I pleasantly plump.
I used to be sexy, now I'm complete. Excellent trade up!Meditate on that one.

P.S.-Corey, I think we're ready for the Connie's 'Yosemite Sam mustache' pic now.

 
At 10:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets get to Yosemite Valencia.
Grand Poo

 
At 10:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! COO TOES ANT!!

 
At 11:25 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Poobah, I was laying in bed with my wife, enjoying a good laugh watching a bootleg copy of Norbit (what's up Des) and all of a sudden it hit me. You called me an ogre! HAHAHAHA EXCELLENT ONE!!!

 
At 12:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I try Ant, I try.
Grand Poo

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANT YOU SAID ELEPHANT NOT US!

OK FORGET ABOUT THE TATOO THAT HAS BEEN STRETCHED TO POSTER SIZE, FORGET THE LUV HANDLES OR LUV ROLES WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM. FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU LOOK LIKE BABY GOT DAMN HUGHIE.

1 ? ARE YOU IN A CRIB? WERE YOU GUYS REGISTERED AT BIG & TALL, DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD A BABIES DEPARTMENT, OR IS THIS SOMETHING YOUR WIFE DEVELOPED FOR WHEN YOU GET ON HER NERVES AND SHE PUTS YOU ON TIME OUT LIKE THE REST OF THE KIDS. IF SO COO TOES TO PENNY FOR AN INVENTION WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD WOULD DIE FOR. IS SHE TAKEN ORDERS? HOW CAN A SISTA GET HOOKED UP?
BUT ON THE REAL THE PICTURE IS TO CUTE.I USE LUV READING BED TIME STORIES TO MY SON, BUT I CAN SEE YOU HAVE TAKEN IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL BY ACTING OUT SEEN FROM THE STORY. ROLE PLAY VERY CREATIVE. YOUR SON LOOKS SOOOO CUTE PLAYING JACK. JACK AND THE BEAN STORK WAS ALWAYS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT A MAN SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH HIS SON EVEN IF IT DOES SEEM A BIT STRANGE TO THE REST OF US.

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH… that’s so cute ur breastfeeding ur baby ……Well that answers my question….did u have to clime ur big azz into the crib? Next time just take the baby out of the crib.
U Chucky Black Funky Monkey u better never ever part ur Big Burned Black lipz to call me fat ever again….

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF??WHO THE HECK IS ANONYMOUS?IF YOU CANT IDENTFY URSELF U DONT BELONG HERE..LOSER!!

 
At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ant, I am not gonna snap on you because you did not snap on my nappy head having self!! But Fred, the shrek thing killed it!!LMAO

Anonymous, I think you are a coward and a punk. Even though, I refrain from my past, I would like you to know I will have no problem smacking your ass around a couple of times.

Belmont, 2141, Crotona, Hughes, it did not matter where we rested our heads we are FAMILY!!! Its one thing to say it and its another thing to say it and identify yourself which would be harmless.

Fess up!!!

SIGNED PISSED OFF MICHI!!!
EXCUSE ME YA'LL I AM NOT MICHELLE AFTER READING ALL THIS BULL SHIT!

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOSMITE VALENCIA
GOOD ONE

I SAID I SAID I THINK I FORGOT TO GET A WAX. I SAID I SAID

LMAO

MICHI

 
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONNIE, BRUISES...LMAO
ANT IS TOO BLACK TO BRUISE!!

KINDELL YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK

MICHI

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Good one, everybody. I won't comeback cause I guess I deserve it. It seemed like a good idea at the time. We had just got that $1,000 round crib & I said for all that money it should be able to hold me & the baby. It worked! Kindell, somehow you've been blasting off on everybody, yet still staying under the radar. Don't know how you do what you do, but CUTE TOES TO KINDELL FOR BEING THE ULTIMATE SNIPER!
...wait a minute. In 30-plus years I've never... never ever... never ever ever seen Kindell's feet. I remember in the early 90's one time I was in Kindell's room and while we was playing I tried to pull her sock off. Yo, I didn't even know Kindell knew kung-fu!!! Kindell performed a 'swift foot pull-back', while simultanaeously executing a nerve pinching wrist grab that rendered me temporarily helpless. I sobbed, "What was that for?" And she replied simply, "No one sees my feet!"
Now I don't know if her dogs looked like a haitian fire-walker, but until further notice, no cute toes for Kindell. Somebody get in contact with Shahid's pops for clarification.

 
At 7:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am wanting to be one of the Gotta's in the house of hoes Hakeen. You have given to our family prowd and I want to give prowd again. Coree, please send to me application for the members ship.
Muhammed

 
At 9:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOR YOUR INFORMATION MICHELLE...THATS THE WRONG CHARACTER..U R DOING THE BIG CHICKEN FROM THE FARM U PENDEJA..TRANSLATION..DUMB AZZ..

 
At 9:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Con, that was funny.
Grand Poo

 
At 9:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PENDEJA..TRANSLATION..DUMB AZZ..
To funny.
Grand Poo

 
At 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ITS PRONOUNCED...BEN-DE-HA..PENDEJA...LMAO POO!!

 
At 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol....in other word you are a chicken..filled with feathers other word hair not just on your chin. you big fur ball.

pendeja...lmao
michelle

 
At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOW WHICH CHARACTER R U GONNA STICK WITH?? DONT DIS YOSMITE WITH THE BIG CHICKEN..U ALREADY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE AFTER ALL U R LIONO..OKAY MICHELLE??!!

 
At 10:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL DON'T REMEMBER THAT ONE ANT.

THE REASON I STAY UNDER THE RADAR IS CUZ I DON'T SNAP ON PEOPLE ALL I'M DOING IS BREAKING IT DOWN TO GIVE EVERYONE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING. I JUST GET YOU TO LOOK OUT OF THE BOX.

I DON'T HAVE SOMEONE SIGNING OFF THE BLOG TURNING OFF ALL THE LIGHTS IN THEIR HOUSE CUZ THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN CONCENTRATE IS IN A QUIET DARK PLACE, LOOKING FOR PICS, CALLING DAIL A JOKE, LISTENING TO OLD RICHARD PRYOR ALBUMS, PULLING OUT THE VCR SO THEY CAN WATCH EDDIE MURPHY'S RAW JUST TO HAVE A COME BACK FOR ONE OF YOUR TOUNGE LASHINGS.

THAT SH** TAKES TO MUCH ENERGY. I JUST LAY BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE AND HELP WERE I SEE THERE'S A NEED.

 
At 12:50 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

Damn, Kindell. You sound like my wife. She tells me every day that I'm missing the most precious moments of my son's life cause I'm, "ALWAYS ON THAT DUMBAZZ BLOG. AND TELL YOUR FRIEND COREY THANKS FOR F#CKIN' UP OUR QUALITY TIME!!!"

P.S.- if loving the new Belmont is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anthony that was a good one...Kindell you have to admit that sounds like you with the sock thing..lmfao..You probably kicked him with a serious Bruce Lee, Steven Seagal, and Jet Li move all in one motion...lol

 
At 1:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol...still laughing at that ...whew..holding my stomach damn near in tears...Anthony You lucky you lived to tell about it because most people don't make it through to tell the story...lol...cue toes to Kindell for the kung fu and pinch nerve move and cue toes to Anthony for living to tell about it.

 
At 6:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop fronting Kindell. Ant, you called it right, she is the Belmont Sniper.
Grand Poo

 
At 9:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUT UNDERSTAND THIS YOU MAY NOT SEE ME BUT I SEE YOU, SO IF YOUR EVER IN TROUBLE NEVER FEAR CUZ I GOT YOU, READY TO SWOOP DOWN LIKE A HAWK. SO PLEASE HATE NOT OF MY STYLE FOR THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE NEVER FAILS. NOW ANT YOU AND KIM CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK AND CASH IT.

AND ANTHONY JUST SO THAT YOU KNOW I GOT MY FEET DONE ON SATURDAY NO ROUGH HEAL HANG NAILS OR INGROWN TOE NAIL.LOL

 

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