(in front of the computer in my military uniform with a bugle)
taaaah ta taaaaaaaah........ taaaaaah ta taaaaaaaaah...... taah ta tah, taah ta tah, taah ta taaaaah. taaaah ta taaaaaaaaah.... tah tah taaah taaaaaaah... taaaaah ta taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
We are gathered here today to lay to rest your friend & mine, Gator Blog. On this auspicious occasion I would like to admonish all of you not be overcome with sadness because of Gator Blog's untimely demise. But instead to rejoice & remember the good times we've all shared with our dear dear friend, Gator Blog. Gator Blog will be forever embedded in our hearts & minds for all that he's done in his short time with us. Gator Blog was an inspiration to us all. At times funny, sometimes serious, but always honest & open to all.
(a little choked up, dabbing the corners of my eyes with a napkin my wife just passed me)
Gator Blog leaves behind 28 brothers, 12 sisters, numerous nephews & neices, and many friends. Gator Blog was a true example of...
(when suddenly...)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! NOT GATOR BLOG LORD!!! TAKE ME LORD!! TAKE ME!! WHY GATOR BLOG LORD?!?! GATOR BLOG NEVER HURT NOBODY LORD!!!!! TAKE MEEEEEEE!!!!
(continuing...)
May you forever rest in peace, Gator Blog. Your time with us was too brief. But I know God has called you back home to the new Belmont in the sky. We'll see you when we get there, old friend. We'll see you when we get there. The ushers will be circulating the offering baskets at this time. Thank you & goodnight.
(Grand Poo steps up to say a few words about Gator Blog)
Like a lot of my Gators, I gave Gator Blog it's nickname...New Belmont...
I remember when I first met GB. Corey Kept calling me and telling me about this new Gator but I did not believe him. Then one day I came to check GB out and he was everthing Corey said and so much more. The saddest thing was that GB was the youngest of us all. He...
I can't do this...
(Grand Poo runs over to the body of Gator Blog, hugs GB and says softly)
I'm sorry you had to go...but I promiss that we will get Grand Ville for what he has done to you man. You rest now and I will see you on the other side brotha.
(Grand Poo turns to the crowd and with tears in his eyes, he screams)
"GATOR IN DA HOUSE, GATOR IN DA HOUSE DA HOUSE!!!
(The crowd chimes in)
HOOOOO!!!!
(a few Gators help a tearing and mentally defeated Grand Poo to his seat. Those closest to him can hear him repeat the words.)
We gotta get Grand Ville... We gotta get Grand Ville...
(Now a few words from 2 of our brothers from over seas...Muhammad and Jimmy)
1st I would like to say...I do no know who is dis Grand Village but you are being wrong for de killing of Gotta Blog. Wit out Gotta Blog I would note have seen how bootyfull Desiree, Michi, Connie and the entire woman of de Gottas in de house of hoes is being. Or I could no know dat afta you disrespected you friend dat you should say sorry and disrespected you friend again and again…and again…and, okay you get de point I am trying to be making. But most impotent, I would no have found my bruhda Hakeen. Gotta Blog, you have been the first friend that I find in dis country and there will nebba be another like you. Now a few words from my bruhda Jimmy.
(Jimmy, in black suit hat and shades does not wish to speak. Instead he whispers to Muhammad and passes him a note. Muhammad begins to read.)
Granville was fam too!
7 Comments:
(in front of the computer in my military uniform with a bugle)
taaaah ta taaaaaaaah........
taaaaaah ta taaaaaaaaah......
taah ta tah, taah ta tah, taah ta taaaaah.
taaaah ta taaaaaaaaah....
tah tah taaah taaaaaaah...
taaaaah ta taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
We are gathered here today to lay to rest your friend & mine, Gator Blog. On this auspicious occasion I would like to admonish all of you not be overcome with sadness because of Gator Blog's untimely demise. But instead to rejoice & remember the good times we've all shared with our dear dear friend, Gator Blog. Gator Blog will be forever embedded in our hearts & minds for all that he's done in his short time with us. Gator Blog was an inspiration to us all. At times funny, sometimes serious, but always honest & open to all.
(a little choked up, dabbing the corners of my eyes with a napkin my wife just passed me)
Gator Blog leaves behind 28 brothers, 12 sisters, numerous nephews & neices, and many friends. Gator Blog was a true example of...
(when suddenly...)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! NOT GATOR BLOG LORD!!! TAKE ME LORD!! TAKE ME!! WHY GATOR BLOG LORD?!?! GATOR BLOG NEVER HURT NOBODY LORD!!!!! TAKE MEEEEEEE!!!!
(continuing...)
May you forever rest in peace, Gator Blog. Your time with us was too brief. But I know God has called you back home to the new Belmont in the sky. We'll see you when we get there, old friend. We'll see you when we get there.
The ushers will be circulating the offering baskets at this time. Thank you & goodnight.
Ant Black
(Grand Poo steps up to say a few words about Gator Blog)
Like a lot of my Gators, I gave Gator Blog it's nickname...New Belmont...
I remember when I first met GB. Corey Kept calling me and telling me about this new Gator but I did not believe him. Then one day I came to check GB out and he was everthing Corey said and so much more. The saddest thing was that GB was the youngest of us all. He...
I can't do this...
(Grand Poo runs over to the body of Gator Blog, hugs GB and says softly)
I'm sorry you had to go...but I promiss that we will get Grand Ville for what he has done to you man. You rest now and I will see you on the other side brotha.
(Grand Poo turns to the crowd and with tears in his eyes, he screams)
"GATOR IN DA HOUSE, GATOR IN DA HOUSE DA HOUSE!!!
(The crowd chimes in)
HOOOOO!!!!
(a few Gators help a tearing and mentally defeated Grand Poo to his seat. Those closest to him can hear him repeat the words.)
We gotta get Grand Ville...
We gotta get Grand Ville...
Grand Poo
GRANDVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE!!!!!!!
GRANDVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE!!!!!!!
(sobbing)
GATOR BLOG WAS THE BEST!! WHY, GRANDVILLE?!?! WHY?!?!
(sobbing)
GATOR BLOOOOOOOOOOOOG!! I WON'T FORGET YOU!!
(sobbing)
GRANDVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE!!!!!
Ant Black
Hahhahahahahahahahaaha
(Now a few words from 2 of our brothers from over seas...Muhammad and Jimmy)
1st I would like to say...I do no know who is dis Grand Village but you are being wrong for de killing of Gotta Blog. Wit out Gotta Blog I would note have seen how bootyfull Desiree, Michi, Connie and the entire woman of de Gottas in de house of hoes is being. Or I could no know dat afta you disrespected you friend dat you should say sorry and disrespected you friend again and again…and again…and, okay you get de point I am trying to be making. But most impotent, I would no have found my bruhda Hakeen. Gotta Blog, you have been the first friend that I find in dis country and there will nebba be another like you. Now a few words from my bruhda Jimmy.
(Jimmy, in black suit hat and shades does not wish to speak. Instead he whispers to Muhammad and passes him a note. Muhammad begins to read.)
Mahhh maaahhhh maaahhh...
23 minutes later.
Mahhh maaahhhh maaahhh...
47 minutes later.
Mahhh maaahhhh maaahhh mahh maaahh.
Maaahhh mah.
Thanks you to you fron Jimmy.
Muhammad
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