G-Strings anyone?????
OG - Brian "G-String" Rohan Tell them why we call him G-String....
posted by Hardcore @ 4/09/2007 08:52:00 AM
Monday, April 09, 2007
OG - Brian "G-String" Rohan OG - Brian "G-String" Rohan OG - Brian "G-String" Rohan 
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G-to the mother....in'-STRING!!!
I'm sure we touched on this before, BUT IT'S SO NICE LET'S DO IT TWICE!
Place: Monterey Projects
Date: Halloween, late 80's
Event: Costume party
The gators show up at this party. Most of us were costume-less, maybe a Jason hockey mask or something. The way the apartment is set up is when you step in you can go past the kitchen to the living room where everybody was or you could go through the kitchen into the dining room, which then led into the living room. Half of us go one way & half go the other. Now me, Brian, & a few others went to the dining room. Brian had on a trench coat, so I didn't think anything of it. Then I see him in the corner taking it off & folding it in the corner. This nicca turns around in a g-string & sneakers! In the age of trying to look cool or hard, my man B opted for sexy. The ladies loved it though. He definitely commanded the most attention in the party. How he wore a g-string with his cheeks all out there in a house party packed with not only ladies, but mostly dudes was a mystery to me. But it is a story that will never be forgotten.
And we never looked at him the same again!
Ant Black
Well, for me, it was
Place: Yonkers
Date: Late 80's
Event: P. J. Party
But everything else was the same. The funny thing was the type of thong he had on. My dude Brian had on a tuxedo joint complete with bow tie...and sneakers. A lot of the guys did not want to get with the theme of the evening and I was feeling kinda extra when I yanked of my pants, got me a drink and starting talking to some chick named Lenore (thank you for inviting me Core.) But when B came out with the thong on his johnson, I felt over dressed. I was happy for two reasons.
1. The pressure was off me.
and
b. A Gator was the center of the party once again. With one yank of the pants, Brian took us from some dudes at the party to those cool Gator cats from the BX. If you want to have some fun at your theme party you should invite Brian Cause he will always get with it.
Grand Poo
That's why Brian didn't show up at my wedding. He asked me if a g-string tuxedo was acceptable & didn't appreciate my response. If anyone out there knows the whereabouts of Brian "G-string" Rohan, tell him I apologize. And he's welcome to rock whichever g-string he wants to the cook-out. Just don't sit on my bed, on my couch, on my dining room chairs, stay out my kitchen and stay away from my wife & children! Matter of fact, tie a little bell around your balls so I'll know when you're on the move.
Ant Black
Also - I'd like to publicly thank Brian. Ya'll might not remember, but Brian had this cutie from 800 he was lovin' (CUTIE TO 10th POWER)! I only remember cause every time there was a party or a jam in 800, he'd drag me & whoever else wanted to roll just so he could see shorty. But back to my point - Brian, thank you from the bottom of my heart for never pulling your g-string stunt at a 800 party. They already didn't care for us over there. We would've never made it out!
Ant Black
I don't remember the monterey joint, but I was djing that party that Freddy went to. Fred, we were in New Rochelle and Canita's house! LOL. All I remember is Brian with the trench coat on too....with sneakers on. I start djing...and I asked him to get me a drink. A few minutes later, with the trench coat off, he returns with like 4 chicks around him, with the G-String on and nothing else but socks and sneakers! LOL. I was like," What THE!?" I must say thing though-
we will never be forgotten for that party!!!
B- you're the man.
Yo, Brian used to be like "The Great Pumpkin". All year you wouldn't see him, but as soon as Halloween rolls around he'd jump out the bushes like,"Where da party at?" with a fresh g-string & a trench!
Ant Black
LMFAO!!! YO BRIAN IS OFF THE HOOK AND I CAN SEE HIS TIGHT AZZ SHAKING TOO!! THE BELLS ON THE BALLS WAS A GOOD ONE ANT!! I FELL OUT THE CHAIR.. BELLS ON THE BALLS..LOL!!
Word...that was the funniest! Black, you are hilarious...tinlinglinglingling...Brians coming...LOOK OUT! Kids, cover your eyes, uncle brians coming.
The funny thing about Brian is that he is so laid back that you wouldn't think he had the balls for for something like that(pun intended.) And the messed up thing is that any Gator gathering that we have from now on, Des is going to say something like "get away from me Poo Poo cause you get on my nerves." or "Ant your fatter and Blacker than I thought." Constance & Michi-elle` will throw a few snaps in there. Kindell will be acting like were her brothers from the same mother. Kim and the rest of 21-Jump may or may not tell us what time of day it is. But when Brian shows up, they are all going to be batting eyes and acting like a singing group, talikn bout
(HIIIIII BRIAAAAN!!!)
They're gonna be looking to see if he has on brake away pants or peeking to see if the front of his jeans is shaped like a bow tie.
He doesn't even come to the blog and he's gonna get all the love and yall know it.
Grand Poo
First, I do come to the blog. Have been since November 2006. But never the less, yall know my style, I keep a low profile. There has been enough shananigans without my input.
Secondly, I love yall. Yall some unique, fool acting,wonderful people and the world sees it.
Thirdly, the funny shit is, I met this shorty in Va. who lives in Michigan (who I still talk to today since that time), I mailed those joints to her and she still has them. TRUE STORY!!!!!
Finally, for the record, I wish I did spend more time at fuctions and on trips but I appreciate everybody for keeping me in the loop. This time shit is serious.
Oh yea, since I have the floor,
the ladies of 21 Jump are some fly chicks. I think I crushed on all of ya'll a least once.
Keep Blogging.
Krazy B.
And Im Out!!
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