Prince Akeem and his lovely bride!
Just Kidding!Extremely FLY - Ant Black & his gorgeous wife Penny
posted by Hardcore @ 3/25/2007 11:54:00 PM
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Just Kidding! Just Kidding! Just Kidding!
Just Kidding!
posted by Hardcore @ 3/25/2007 11:54:00 PM
41 Comments:
Very cute toes Penny!
Love your brother.
cute toes ant and penny!! Damn, ant wifey is fly..how did u do that?
Coo toes clap clap clap clap clap
Ant, tell ur wife she has some excellent snap back for just have a baby.
Y’all look marvelous
Thanx my peoples. The wife says thanx for the compliments. Con & Des, missed ya'll on the trip. As you can see we had a ball! Hopefully we'll all get together soon. Con, tell the artist formally known as Michi to get to planning this reunion. She's the only one still in promotions. Oh yeah, Smoke too. Whoever, just make it happen. Love ya'll.
I had to zoom in on the picture to make sure that this next comment was correct, and it is. Cute toes for sure Penny and
“Yooouuu…look MARBELOUS!”
You look perfect, perfect, perfect in that outfit Penny. You’re showing off a nice smile and your eyes are glowing. You look like you are happy to be there and like you are having a great time.
Now Ant on the other hand, looks like the total opposite. Your outfit looks good Ant and you are killing them with the shoes. But why are you looking at the camera man like he’s minding YO business? Or like your saying, why all these nicca’s keep pointing camera at my women, this is why I don’t do no Gator events nomore…or…What the hell does he think he’s doing pointing that camera at my woman. Don’t he know I will kill him for that… or…Penny, I know this man is not even peeking at you through that camera? SH*T YEAH! Um bouts to go to jail…or like you said to Penny, “If this camera man tries to take a picture of me and you standing in front of his painting of a romantic balcony and waterfall backdrop that covers the wall behind us AND the floor, I’m gonna...
(“CLICK!”)
Stay here Penny, this boy thinks um playing with him…or…Why I always gotta fight a camera man to prove my love? COME HERE NICCA!
Please take a look at your face and the positioning of your hand in this picture Ant. The message is so clear, NOBODY BETTA LOOK AT MY WIFE! You are looking a little over protective to have volunteered for this picture. I am feeling kinda scared that I complimented your wife. You don’t look like you even allow that yo.
Now that I think about it, Penny, you look good and you know it. But I’m afraid of the Anthony that is in this picture with you. So I am taking my compliments back, I wont be at the next cookout and me and my family are moving and we’re gonna get some friends that don’t kill camera men.
Peace
Grand Poo
You gotta click on the picture to really see what I am talking about Ant. You don't look very friendly.
Grand Poo
Ant,
You and Penny make a good looking couple...actually Penny makes the photo, but she obviously makes anyone standing next to her look good also. BTW, Ant anybody ever tell you, you look like Bill Duke?
(iN mR. tEE'S VOICE) I PITY THE FOOL WHO LOOKS AT MY PRETTY PENNY!!WHAT U LOOKING AT FOOL?? JUST TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE FOOL!! WHAT? YOU WANT SOME..OH I DIDNT THINK SO!!! TAKE THE PICTURE OR I'LL BREAK THE CAMERA THEN YOUR FACE!!! HHEEHHH!!
SERIOUSLY ANT, YOU GUYS LOOK REALLY GOOD BUT MAKE A NOTE TO YOUR SELF: SMILE JESUS LOVES YOU AND YOU DO HAVE A WONDERFUL SMILE!!
Poobah & Connie - I stared at the comment box for 27 minutes trying to think of the best comeback, but I bow before both of your comedic stylings! I keep telling you Poobah, you missed your true calling. And Con, the Mr. Tee voice? Nasty! For the record, 1 thing you never realized until this damn trip is that niggas be thirsty!!! By Saturday I had told so many dudes on Friday,"Yo that's my wife, Bee!", I was wore out. By the way, Poobah, House, Corey, & Larry. Remember when we went to one your rooms to get some drinks after the pool party? Ya'll got me ROYALLY cursed out. The wife was apparently under the impression that I scooped up a old flame & slid off to get my thing off. She let a brotha have it in the middle of the upstairs lounge! Thanks fellas.
Kerm, you spoiling my wife with those compliments man! What are you trying to do to me?!?! You making it hard for a brotha with all that. She's in my ear like, "Why you can't never say stuff like that to me!?!" I gotta keep her self-esteem LOOOOOOW!!! If she ever realizes she could do better, I'm D-U-N (DONE)! So every time she gets a compliment I follow it up with a gut shot. A dude tells her she's pretty, I whisper in her ear pretty ugly! He tells her she's fly & she smiles, then I swoop down & tell her flies eat sh#t - she cries. Can't give up all my gems for free though. The game is to be sold, not told. Be on the lookout for my soon-to-be released book entitled "What To Do When The Princess Realizes Yo Frog Azz Ain't Change Into No Prince".
lol. ant..i was thinking of an old school basketball game/cookout. Gators and 21 Jump!!!
Let me know what you all think and what month is good
michi..elle
Anthony you better watch your back, I just showed lil Larry you guys picture and all he kept saying was Anthonys' wife is good money (translation - she looks the bomb, good, and all that) for those of you that are not up on the current slang.
IS THAT THE NEW SLANG KIM?? TELL LIL LARRY KEEP US UPDATED ON THE NEW LINGO OKAY?? GOOD MONEY HUH? CHA-CHING!! DAMN ANT EVEN THE TEENAGERS ARE FEELING MS. PENNY!! NO WONDER U LOOK LIKE THE MAD RAPPER !!
Damn Kim, it's moments like this when you realize just how old we are. I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'm not "cool" anymore. Cause when I saw "good money" I thought lil Larry was calling my wife a prostitute. My step-son always says "you ain't cool no more" and I never accepted it, but now I've crossed over. All of your old-azzes are welcome to join me in the land of khaki shorts, dress socks with open toe sandals, & a beach chair on the sidewalk.
Yo Ant, I an't never take you to no room for drinks!!!! Man, i ain't even see you after the pool party. I went to Target after i left thepool. why you always tryin to pull me in on your schenanigans! dag...Everytime YOU mess up, it be COREY & NEM's fault!
I ain't goin for it NO MO!
(please by my follow up book: How to take yo best freinds fly wife and have HIM feel guilty - in stores right around the time we gonna be havin our reunion)
Hey Penny!
Shawnna I missed you on the trip! Why Freddy never takes you nowhere anymore? ( if you was MY woman, i'd be showin you off at every event!)
Bill Duke - hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Black - you gonna let little kermy get away with that one????
Damn Corey, you right. I thought the Bill Duke reference was a compliment. It's like that Kerm? You are officially dis-invited to the 4th of July cookout at my house this year. But your beautiful, vivacious, & remarkably in-shape wife is still VERY invited! You stay home with the chillens & I'll send you a plate. And make sure you pack her bathing suit too sucka.
Corey, you know that you started something with all of these pictures, right? Shawna has a whole bunch of questions for me just about every hot damn day now. Last nights Q & A went a little something like this.
Shawna: Tell me again why I can’t go on the Gator trips Freddy?
Me: (It’s not easy to explain. Ya see Shawn, I took the Gator oath in my mother’s basement in the early 80’s and I …)
Shawna: I thought you said that the Gator trips was for you and yo boys.
Me: (YEAH! That was the plan but these guys are falling off and…)
Shawna: How come you don’t want to show me off like Corey Freddy?
Me: (Corey doesn’t want to show you off Shawn. He heard about your Choco Thun tattoo and…)
Shawna: I see a picture on the blog of you and a woman chillin in your hotel room. What’s up with that Freddy?
Me: (I had a lot of women in my room that weekend Shawn…wait…that did not come out right…Ya see…)
Shawna: I suppose that the woman on your bus that saved your life by sucking snake poison from your chest was 1 of them?
Me: (Yeah she was…I mean…okay…that was a lie but umma tell the truth now. I didn’t get bit by an Egyptian side winder. We had Patron on the bus and…)
Shawna: How come Anthony's wife gets to go on the Gator trips?
Me: (Ant crossed his fingers when he took the oath. Truth is, Penny shouldn’t even know the Gators…)
Shawna: DO YOU LOVE ME FREDDY OR IS THIS JUST A GAME TO YOU!!!
Me: (This is about the chick sucking Patron off my nipple, right?)
Shawna: Freddy…do you ever plan to grow up be a real father to your son and leave this Gator sh*t alone?
Me with nothing to say: (…)
Still me: (…)
Me with a stupid look on my face: ( …)
Me: (No?)
Thank you Corey. And you to Anthony the wife bringer.
Grand Poo
Poobah, tell Shawn the only reason my wife was with me is cause my marriage is only 3 years old, so she still has me in check. HOWEVER - I already told her SEVERAL TIMES that in 2019 she can hang it up. No more gator trips for her, I go solo!
Glad to hear that your making a come back playa. Hope I'm alive to witness it.
Grand Poo
You know what Freddy, tell Shawna that just to show her how a relationship is supposed to go, I'm not going on anymore Gator trips either. I'll stay in NY with her, and we can get together and drink our pain away! I got your back Freddy...you go ahead and have random chicks continue to suck Patron off of your nipples, I'mm distract Shawna so you can have a great time. Gator's in the house!
(this is chapter 5 in my book by the way - Divert attention away from the real matter and let your boy feel like he's still getting away with something)
Hey Penny...let me know if you're sick of the Gator trips too, K?
CHECK THIS OUT ELROY, MY WIFE IZ GOOOOD WITH ME WHERESENEVERS I DECIDE TO GO!!! AIN'T NONE OF THAT ROBIN HARRIS "B#TCH I'M GOING TO THE MOON, I'LL BE BACK" OVER HERE!
Notice to all gators that dont want your wifey with you on trips:
I have a guest room on the lower level of my home. Your wifey is welcome to stay here while you're out of town. Only thing is my wife can't know. So she can't come over until about 1am & she has to be out by 4am.
(you caught that Shawna?) I mean-YOU GOT THAT FREDDY?
Ummm, Black..is this what you're calling the " COOKOUT" at your crib from now on? just curious.....
Yeah, I think Shawna is kinda sexy too. Thanx. :)
Grand Poo
YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY
ANTHONY THE PIC IS VERY NICE AND YOU GUYS LOOK GOOD TOGETHER
WOW
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE ANT BLACK HANG UP HIS PLAYA CARD, BUT I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. PENNY MUST HAVE REALLY PUT IT DOWN.
YOU GO GURL!
Thanx Kindell. I refuse to be that 45 year old dude with 4 tight azz rope chains & 7 rings buying young girls drinks.
Its only ten more years Black....whats the difference? you just don't rock the gold chains right now...(OOPS) Hi Penny!
I insist on being that 45 year old dude with 4 tight azz rope chains & 7 rings buying young girls drinks. What you doing Saturday Kindell? You need some help wit yo rent youngin?
Grand poo
FRED I KNOW YOU GOT SOME YEARS ON ME. FUNNY THING IS I FELT LIKE A LIL SISTER TO MANY OF YOU, THAT WAS UNTIL I WAS ABOUT 14 OR 15 AND WAS ALL FILLED OUT, IT TOOK A MIN FOR THE SHIT TO REGISTER.
I WAS READY TO GO AND TELL MY FATHER, WARREN WAS ABOUT TO COME FOR YOUR AZZEZ.
FRED IS THAT AN OFFER TO PAY MY RENT CUZ MY AZZ IS 33 NOW BUT WILL BE ALL THE YOUNGIN YOU WANT ME TO BE IF YOUR OFFERING TO PAY MY RENT.
SHOOT, PAY MY TUITION AND I WILL PULL OUT MY ST. MARTIN'S UNIFORM, SOME KNEE HIGHS AND PUT TWO PONYTAILS IN MY HAIR AND GET ALL BRITNEY SPEARS, OOPS I DID IT AGAIN FOR YOU. YOU ARE CLOSE TO MEDICARE MANAGE CARE STATUS SO A COUPLE OF SECONDS OF MY TIME IS ALL YOU'LL NEED ANYWAY.
SO, I WILL BE YOUR YOUNGIN BUT IT WILL COST YOU.
Kindell, you had me at "my azz is 33."(Jerry McGuire)
Now shut up and bring me some bills girl so I can show you how old I'm not! I still got it going on girl! Uhm the joint! I WILL BLOW YO MIND! You dig what um sayin? As soon as I get you I'm gonna grab yo hair and...
(zzzzz... zzzzz...zzzzz...)
Grand Poo
You two got me rolling right now! And Kindell, not speaking sexually, but I'll pay half your tuition if you can get in your St. Martin's uniform without bustin' all the seams like the incredible hulk!
Ant Black
LOL
I COULD SEE IT NOW FRED ALL JEROME LIKE (FROM MARTIN, I SAID JEROMES IN THE HOUSE) WITH IS TIGHT LEATHER SUIT AND HIS GOLD CHAINS, COWBOY BOOTS,GOLD CAP AND JERRI CURL.
WITH HIS BULLSH** PICK UP LINE.
FRED: HOW YOU DOING
KINDELL: I'M FINE
FRED: I DIDN'T ASK HOW YOU LOOK I SAID HOW YOU DOING.
FRED: BABY IF LOVING IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
Damn Kindell, you heard that one before? You didn't have to put my whole rap game on the web like that yo. That's okay because I'm working on some new stuff and it's off the hook superfly with white wall tires fresh. Here's a lil something I used on my sons teacher to get him out of detention last month. Check out what I said.
("In my world teach, U cums...
...before I.")
Grand Poo
OH SH*T...I'm played out. How come nobody told me.
Grand Poo
Poobah, it's not just men with the corny lines. Two years ago I was working as a teacher at a business school in Brooklyn. One day I dismissed my class & this BIIIIG ghetto chick stopped at my desk on her way out & said, "Mr. Flynn you the teacher, but I got the GOOD brain." Corny & scary!
Ant Black
So what happened after she showed you how...
...smart she was Ant. You call her again, you passed her kid? What!?
Grand Poo
I quit working in Brooklyn. I love my wife.
(not here, call me)
Just playin' honey.
Ant Black
LOL. You are sooooo funny Ant. You crack me up all the time with your funny lines man. You always tell these funny funny funny untrue funny stories. Penny, your husband is hilarious with your joking self. Man...
...your funny.
(I'll call you later Ant)
Grand Poo
Hahahahahaha. ya'll are so funny. Especially Ant, cause I remember that story. Ant wasstuck at work late that ni.....never mind!
Hey Penny!
( Freddy - I'll call you)
kindell, i'll pay half yo rent if you let me watch you get in and out of that St. Martins school girl outfit....shoot.
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