Gator's in the house

Monday, February 12, 2007

More Classic Kid Pictures!

Melinda
Kim and Kindell


Lisa Lisa...I mean, Connie!

Ant BLACK and Rashae




90 Comments:

At 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kim & kindell...adorable!!!!
.....kindell you were so cute!!!
kim..i am amazed after all these years i am seeing your naked face!!! (NO GLASSES). Kim, I thought you were born with box braids. You were a cute lil girl!!!

ANT! ANT! ANT!
JUST TO THINK I CALLED COREY ASHY!!

RASHAE..
CAN YOUR JEANS GET ANY TIGHTER? MAYBE THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY KIDS YET...LOW SPERM COUNT...

MELINDA..MELINDA..MELINDA..MELINDA.
GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE ARE A SPOKESPERSON FOR HOSTESS CUPCAKES!!!
SO CUTE...DID YOU HAVE ON SHINEY WHITE SHOES TOO???

MICHI..ELLE

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

Good one Michelle. Seems like someones been raiding their mothers old photo albums the past few days. damn my bottom lip was hot pink! Rashea always had a thing for nut-huggers. Why Kim & Kindell always get the cute baby pics posted? Where's the ones where they look like Ragady Ann & Andy? I'll have to hit Irene's photo album this week.

 
At 9:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have no fear Black....tomorrows post will definately be somethin to look out for. Thats all I can say about that at this moment, just stay tuned, and make sure you are in a place whereyou can laugh out loud tomorrow when you open the blog!
Oh, and before I go...
Thunder.....Thunder.....Thundercats Hooooooooooo!

 
At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was all up in her photos. Don't worry I have more for you. Ant I ask my mother about you falling out the window she started cracking up.

Doesn't Melinda look exactly the same?

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummmmmmmm NO! Melinda does not look EXACTLY the same. STOP PLAYIN! LOL
Ant, why does Rashea still have that yellow, plastic table cloth on that card...I mean, kitchen table to this day? I'm just askin.....

 
At 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where did you say ant was
goo

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Kindell - tell your moms I said what's up, and Melinda doesn't really look the same. YOU look the same. You look like a little chubby face jamaican in all your pics though.

Corey - that pic was in Ms. Bessie's kitchen.

Herb - HAHA, good one. That was a "Ant is soooo black" joke, right. I just expect a little more originality from a cross-dressing chicken farmer. I mean, just being able to successfully combine 2 careers as a chicken farmer & a professional he-she into 1 super-career had to take creative thinking.
Cute toes to Herb for blazing new trails for confused males everywhere.
STRANGAY, STRANGAY

 
At 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ant guess you have detected the west indian blood within me.

Kim was so cute and she has been wearing classes as long as I could remember but like Ant said before Kim was setting trends back in the day so I wouldn't be surprised if she was rocking contacts back then.

 
At 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no corey, i apologize to u cause ANT BLACK is the one who looks like BUD from the cosby show!!! and who does rashae have on his shoulder? i could barely see u ant in this pic!!DAMN!! kim and kindell u were some cute azz babies!! i got much love for melinda but she look like she giving out THE WATCHTOWER booklets!!and whose old azz car is that behind her..i remember that joint..

 
At 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONNIE YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST!LOL

THATS MY LIL BROTHER MARQUEZ 24YRS AGO.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Shut up, Connie. You know flashes weren't that good back then.
And just cause you white-skin don't mean your pic is hot! You look like you was hard at work in a local sweat shop & as a joke somebody yelled, "IMMAGRACION!!", then they snapped the flick when you turned to jet up outta there.

 
At 10:08 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

WARNING WARNING WARNING:
The next individual who refers to my darkness in a pic will suffer the brunt of a merciless barrage of jokes, snaps, & cracks, the likes, rapidity, & never-endingness of which has never been witnessed in the history of blogivity, aimed at every area of your personage with my best & most head-turning material.
Translation: I will get in yo azz!

 
At 10:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

(read this with African accent)

Hello Gottas. My name is Muhammed. I am from muhda Africa and I wan to share a trew story wit you. When I was a little babies, I losted my bruhda Hakeen in da ribber. De ness day my fadda replaced him wit a goat named Jimmy and moved my famoly away from da wata. My fadda believed dat Hakeen was dead.....but I was no convinced. Eben doe Jimmy was a good dancer, he could no replace Hakeen. I have spent my life suching for my bruhda and I tink I have found him here on you Gotta blog. De man dat you are all calling Antoenee......is nun oda den my bruhda Hakeen. You see peoples....Hakeen was last repotet to be seen wit gottas by de ribber. Naturally we assumed it was ally gottas. I am filled wit happiness to no dat he has been wit de Gottas In De House of Hoes. I am written dis comment to see if you are willing to exchange Hakeen for Jimmy. I most be honestly, Jimmy has lose one obe hes legs in a mishap wit goat stew. But on the bright side, he still #1 break dancer in ma billage and the stew was delishus. Gottas, If you won to make an ex change, good. If you no want to then tell to Hakeen....his family love to him and we are prowd.
Love Muhammed

 
At 10:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOTTA'S IN DE HOUSE!!!
GOTTA'S IN DE HOUSE OF HOES!!!
Muhammed

 
At 12:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW.....They got you BLAAAAAACK! LOL

 
At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO @ The Watch Tower!!!!!

 
At 12:57 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

anonymous, huh? Good idea cause I'm at the computer 18 hours a day and will devote my every waking hour to getting everyone on this blog to say,"damn, I thought we were just playing!"

 
At 12:59 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

Smells like a Poobah situation, but I'll wait before unleashing my full arsenal.

 
At 1:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ant, you so black, you don't even have a shadow!

 
At 1:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Connie, what's with the Denim Headband?
You look like you about to go
"Whe-Bow" Dancing!

 
At 6:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It does no mata if dis is a Poo Poo situashun Antoenee. What matas is dis, I have heeded your warning no to disrespectful you dockness.
Muhammed

 
At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Hakeen
Maah, maaah maah maah maaaah. Maaah maaaah maaaah mah. Maaaaah maaaaah mah mah mah maaaah mah. Maaaah maaah maaaah maaah maaah mah. Maaaah maaah mah maaaah. Maaah maaaah maaaah mah. Maaaaah maaaaah...mah mah mah...maaaah mah. Maaaah maaah maaaah maaah maaah mah. Maaaah maaah mah maaaah. Maaaah maaah maaaah maaah maaah mah. Maaaah maaah mah maaaah. Maaah maaaah maaaah mah. Maaaaah maaaaah mah mah mah maaaah mah. MAH MAAAAH MAH! Maaah, Maaah and Maaaaaaah maaaaah maaaaah maah maaaaah...

...Maaaah maaaah maaaaaah?

Maah, maaah maah maah maaaah. Maaah maaaah maaaah mah. Maaaaah maaaaah mah mah mah maaaah mah. Maaaah maaah maaaah maaah maaah mah. Maaaah maaah mah maaaah. Maaah maaaah maaaah mah. Maaaaah maaaaah mah mah mah maaaah mah. Maaaah maaah maaaah maaah maaah mah. Maaaah maaah mah maaaah. Maaaah maaah maaaah maaah maaah mah. Maaaah maaah mah maaaah. Maaah maaaah maaaah mah. Maaaaah maaaaah mah mah mah Maaaah mah.
Jimmy 3Legs

 
At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To de Gottas, I ass dat you pleese take to serious all that Jimmy has said and written today. Do no make a joke ove diss or Jimmy. Jimmy has taken a rare ocashun to espress hiself in honor of the finding of our bruhda Hakeen.

Hakeen, de boll is given to you court. What arr you gone todo?

Muhammed

 
At 5:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMN ANT U GOT SLICED..WHO THE HECK IS MUHHAMED THE UNKNOWN COMIC?? FUNNY..IMMAGRACION??LMFAO!!! IS THAT DONALD'S CAR IN MELINDA PIC??

 
At 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

RASHAES PANTS ARE CRAZY!!!AND SO IS THAT SHIRT ANT..ITS LIKE 3D OR SOMETHING, I GET DIZZY JUST LOOKING AT IT..DAMN MARQUEZ IS THAT OLD?

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

I warned you -
Day 1.
Corey your lips look like anchovies rolled in baking soda. Every time you finish licking one lip, the other one gets crusty again. The sh#t never ends. It looks like Bruce Leroy dipped his foot in the flour at Daddy Green's Pizza & kicked you dead in your mouth! Yo, I got a call from the Lip Balm Association, they want you to call off the strike and use their products again. Business hasn't been so good since you declared chapstick a clear & present danger. By the way, I checked, and there is no world-record for driest skin. Yo, even your tongue is ashy! You ain't had a good spit in 15 years. Which one was you, Amos or Andy? You biiig...
to be continued

 
At 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bruhda, you arr gone to be sorry when you dont no hab no friends leff. Be nice or I will keep Jimmy to de family and no you.
Muhammed

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

Day 2.
Corey, you gotta hold your head under water for 60 seconds before applying lotion. Most people get grey hair, you gettin' grey skin. Your wife secretly calls you Snake cause when you get outta bed you leave behind a layer of skin. Speaking of your wife, I heard she wears a chapstick necklace when she wants you to stay away. Your skin looks like you just got out of Mapes pool. I watched your wedding video again and counted 37 times you put vaseline on your lips. And that was before the I do's. Your lips look like swedish fish. And your skin is black licorice. Powdered! And tough too. Your skin is like galoshes. When you naked you look like the Gordon's fisherman. Youuu biiig...
to be continued

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

don't hold me back... don't hold me back...
Corey your mouth is sooooo nasty... when you turn your back at the bar, chicks be slippin' listerine squares in your drink!

 
At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pheew! Bruhda, you arr hitting him with a borage ob insults. Are you sure dat you Coree of da Gotta's arr still being u friend. I am dinkin he is being angry or maybe upset.
Muhammed

 
At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maaaaah maaaaah mah.
Jimmy 3Legs

 
At 2:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mind to you own beesness Jimmy. Antonee and Coree most handel dis a lone.
Muhammed

 
At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG ANT YOU ARE FUNNIEST EVER. COREY PLEASE RAISE THE WHITE FLAG PLEASE. FOREGET YOUR PRIDE AND DECLARE HIM THE CHAMP, I DO NOT THINK THERE IS A COME BACK FROM THIS ONE.

ANONYMOUS WHO EVER YOU ARE PLEASE PLEASE REMAIN UNKNOWN. DO NOT DISCLOSE YOUR IDENTITY YOU ARE NOT SAFE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

ANTHONY I THINK COREY HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON, CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL SHORTAGE IN YOUR KEYBOARD.

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Nah Muhammed, he started it. I said WARNING in big letters and he violated. Sooooo...
don't hold me back... don't hold me back...
Corey I just looked at your last pic, you looked like a crusty Eddie Munster. And your mascara was running.

say uncle & I'll forgive your transgression.

 
At 3:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dame Dame Dame……Ant please stop u are killing him…. u know Corey get quite when u get on him…..He does not know how 2 come back quick he has to think of something…but ur rite Corey did look like Eddie Munster with that willows peek… Everyone did not use chicken grease for lotion like like in ur household… Give that ashy brother a break…

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Kindell you know Corey is my main dude. But I warned everyone. Big letters Kindell - WARNING WARNING - big letters! So Kindell.....
don't hold me back... don't hold me back...
Corey, you remind me of scarface, when he dumped his whole face in the yayo. You look like a chocolate crumb cake with the powder on top. I don't care WHAT Diddy say, pro-active can't help all that. Matter of fact forget the lotion, what do they use to make them Alligator handbags so shiney? Either that or pack the vaseline on like you're going to fight a chick up the street.

just say uncle

 
At 3:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muhammed
would u go get some were
we do not have time to decode ur comments and u r not funny at all

since when did African start reading blogs
gosh we only need one African in the gators and thats Ant

NOW B GONE POOF

 
At 4:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corey JUST say UNCLE already……. I can’t TAKE any MORE and NEXT time HE TYPE WARNING JUST SAY NO TO THE Temptation of snapping on Ants BLACK SKIN

 
At 4:20 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

That's it, Des. You said black skin. Well welcome to the firing line, baby!
Des, youuuuu biiiiiig...
I mean little... mello-yello, quarter pint, 40 years old wearin' a training bra so your breasts will spill over. Word is you took a art to learn how to draw cleavage. How come you bend down in your pic like if you stood straight up you would be in somebody's way? I'm glad you put on some weight. If you was still short & skinny, people might confuse you Nicole Ritchie. Now you like like Nell Carter.
Gimme a break.

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

nah, don't hold me back.....
Des your recent pic looks like you got a wheat donut around your neck.

 
At 4:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deseeray, you are no gone to say whateva you wan to me. I am wantin my bruhda Hakeen and you are wanting war of disrespect. I do no want dis. You comment are de ones needing decoding. Jimmy is being betta speller dan you and you body is escapping from you denim disco suit Deeeray.
Muhammed

 
At 4:51 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Direct violation. Big letters - WARNING! Don't care? Ok...
don't hold me back...
Des, you used to run tracks, now you just run for snacks! You probably shaped like the Michelin man under your clothes.
nah, she asked for it...
You look like you store snacks in your cheeks for the winter. You used to be shaped like a barbie doll, now you're more like the syrup lady.

I still love you though, just say sorry.

 
At 5:37 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Not sorry yet? Ok...
Des, your toes smell like corn chips. Not cause they stink, but cause your hands were full with the bon bons, snickers & cheetos, so where else could you put the chips?

say sorry

 
At 6:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HELL NO BLACKIE I CAN HELP IT IF UR A TAR BABY…..
IT WAR…. I’M NOT COREY….
U BIG FAT GREASY FIRED CHICKIN EATING OVER WEIGHT AZZ from the looks of ur flicks u r not missing a meal no a days either….
U should KNOW A LOT ABOUT Cleavage because you have just as much as I do….
What Bra size do u wear??/
I JUST ONE QUESTION FOR BLACK AFRICAN GREASY COMING 2 AMERICA AZZ…..Do u or ur wife breast feed ur new born???

Sorry…… never that…

 
At 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muhammed

Disco has been long gone and may b if u were in America a little sooner u might have known that… Please go back 2 Africa were the people go free with no disco suit or anything else on…. Like I said be 4 go get sum were preferably back to AFRICA

 
At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU ARE KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. OMG I NEED MY ASTHMA PUMP.

COREY ARE YOU THERE?
COREY ARE YOU THERE?
I KNOW ANT HAS MUCH LOVE FOR YOU SO YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOW BETTER.
IS THAT A SNIFF SNIFF I HEAR?
ANT I THINK I SEE A TEAR.

MUHAMMED PLEASE LEAVE IT ALONE. THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.

YOU GOT DES STARTED, YOU GOT TO GO HARD OR GO HOME.

 
At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t hold Shermen Clump... Black.. I mean back
u r soooo black u r invisible in the dark
b4 we would c ur hop pink big azz lip but now we can’t c those anymore because those r blue black 2


Question:

did u take a art class 4 ur recent flick and color ur big hot pink lips 2 navy?

 
At 6:59 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Good one, Des. I can go all night long. Here we go...
I'm black & fat, but you forgot something - tall. On the other hand, you're short, fat & pale. If you describe yourself to someone on the internet, they'd think you was a elderly jewish lady or a bowling pin. I heard you moved to Harlem cause that's where the big girl parties are. You look like a elementary school lunch lady.You got more meat on the back of your neck than Western Beef. What would you do for a klondike bar?

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

The blog is officially back. And to celebrate, I'd like to buy Des a little something. I'm not working with alot so don't be greedy, Des. Your choice, a little NIP to remove that circular hamhock you call a neck? Or maybe a little YUCK... I mean TUCK for the multiple rolls stashed away in your midsection?

 
At 7:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK
U big Black Dakimba Matombo look a like…u so fat and black u sweat Blue/black shoe polish. I bet ur fat black azz couldn’t run a full court NOW

DON’T avoid the question DO U BREAST FEED???
What would u do for some beaching cream? Blackie

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Men r not excluded because u sure could use some liposuction for ur 5 month looking pregnant Azz

UR wife had the baby y do y have the tiger stretch Marks?


Ur blood is sure pure u r all AFRICAN

 
At 7:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a few questions

y r ur Nipples SOOOOOOOOO Black?

Does that affect the baby when u breast feed?

Can u breast feed in the dark?

Do u need a nitelight when it's time to have sex?

 
At 7:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know they say the backer the berry the sweeter the juice but DAME UR WIFE SHOULD BE DIABETIC by NOW

NOW U SAY SORRY

 
At 7:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MUST i SAY DES IS THE CHAMP?

 
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could loss weight, but can u chance colors??
U need to share some of ur shininess techniques with ur grey ashy gator brother

 
At 7:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shaka Zulu where r u???

Did u wave the white flag?

 
At 7:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or do u have 2 use it 2 slop up sweat while u r breastfeeding so no grease fall on the baby.

OK this is my last question

What comes out of ur breast Milk or Oil?

I guess I won TAR BABY

 
At 7:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye Bye

 
At 7:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE UNDISPUTED UNDEFEATED
21 JUMP 21 JUMP HO!
21 JUMP 21 JUMP HO!
WE DON'T NEED NO MUSIC
WE DON'T NEED NO MUSIC
JUST KEEP THAT SAME BEAT.
JUST KEEP THAT SAME BEAT.

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

I'm sorry, I had to take care of last minute family obligations you little kangaroo bodied, I WAS PROM QUEEN OF KING HIGH has-been! You buffet murderin', continental breakfast killin', fanny pack in the front wearin', who needs a menu I'll take it all, touch'a my plate I break'a you face, crumbs in the folds of your neck, high appetite-low metabolism stump!

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Des, I don't usually do this to women. So I'll be careful to remain politically correct. I don't need the lesbian community out to get me for disrespecting one of their own. I just want you to know that between the shape & complexion, your head has become a cantalope. And what's up with the hair. A little late for the Mo' Better Blues cut. Let's work together, not against each other. Let me cut some of that fat off your back to season my greens. You could stand to lose that 20 or 30 pounds. Right now you're lookin' like the little fat lady from Poltergeist.

 
At 10:46 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

By the way, you may think Connie has Cooka's mustache, but you got Cooka's body. So who's worse off. And that's at 36. At 46 you're gonna be like Craig's brother Darren.

 
At 11:12 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

I can't sleep. Des, you keep talkin' about black. Unfold the creases in your gut & neck. I bet you're blacker than me in those areas. And I know them meat hooks you got for arms can't reach your back, so all of that is probably pitch black. You two-tone like them boots you had on in the pic. But instead of black & white, you yellow & nasty! Good night to you.

 
At 11:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anthony, DAMN!!! I thought we was playin. I do not want any of this and I am not taking anyones side but damn! You really meant it when you said don't say a thing about you being dark again. I am so glad that I did not cross that line. Damn!!! You two are going off.
Grand Poo

 
At 11:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black is beautiful and light is right. NO MORE YOU TWO!
Grand Poo

 
At 4:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHEW!! THAT WAS A HOT ONE..BUT Y U HAD TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MUSTACHE ANT?! I WAX NOW!!

 
At 7:35 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

Pheeeew... It's 7:34am and I just woke up from a dream that turned into a nightmare. Since I was little I had a secret crush on Des. I admit it. In my dream we were a couple. But I was Norbit & she was Raspusia. Damnnn!!! Yo, her mouth was crazy, she didn't care what flew out! Wait a minute, her mouth is off the hook now. Ok, but in the dream her face got all fat & bloated. Nope, wait, like that now too. In the dream she looked 6 months pregnant for 6 years & never met a meal she didn't love. Wait... she's like that now. Ok, in my dream her breasts were like sand bags in a A-cup and she was built like a midget sumo wrestler. Wait a minute... real life too. But in the dream her butt had more dimples than Shirley Temple & her neck, ohhh her neck, touching her neck was like digging in the couch cushion, maaad crumbs! Wait a damn minute... she's all that now!!!
But I still love my Despusia. I'm going back to bed.

 
At 7:43 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

One more thing, Des. Pop your collar, you've officially been blimped! HAHAHAHA

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

DAMN!! It's 9:01 & my wife just woke me up with a sharp elbow to the ribs yelling, "WAKE UP, WHO THE HELL IS DESPUSIA!?!" Talking in my sleep again.
That's it, Des! Your horrific weight gain is affecting me on a subconscious level. Today I'm callin' every fastfood joint, rib shack, chicken hut, fish spot & ice cream parlor in Harlem. I'm cuttin' your supply. And don't think I didn't see you in them dark shades at hot dog eatin' contest. Yeah, I'm callin' Nathan's too! You'll either have to find a new hobby or waddle your egg shaped azz outta New York. You're cut off, humpty.

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

I just got off 3-way with Sylvia & Amy Ruth. They both know it's you coming to the restaurant every day with different disguises telling the waitress it's your birthday. No more.

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger ant_black said...

Quick joke:
What do you get if Des is on t.v.?
A tele-tubby! HAHAHAHA, get it? Tele-tubby.

cricket, cricket

 
At 9:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

(clap clap clap)
Shawna

 
At 10:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Morning u BLACK, TAR BABY

Facts:
Lesbian--- Never that

Fact:
You u grow up looking like a BLACK drag queen with HOT PINK LIPS (HOW Y DOIN) BUT know you look like Smokey from Friday with UR BIG BLACK burned LIPS Puff Puff Pass

Fact:
U had crush on me but as we know BLACK OIL and Milk would never MIX ….

Fact:
If the Gators were a barrel of apples u would b the BLACK sticky Shit on the bottom of the Barrel

Fact:
There are many different ways to loose way However If u r a African, Tar Baby with Burn Crispy Lips there help for U…. Sorry Ant U r stuck with that BLACK SKIN you r in for the rest of LIFE….

Fact:
U look like u could stand to loose 40 pound Ur self so may be could do this together…

Fact:
I will never have any part of my body that is big and black as your Face it’s just will never happen

Now back to the questions asked:

What Bra size do u wear? Because from the look of ur flicks ur breast is a big as mines
I know u r the one breastfeeding .… Does ur breast milk come out chocolate?

Ant… my car is due to be waxed would u bring ur greasy azz over to wax it with ur face?

Ant… on thanksgiving does ur family use ur greasy azz to base the turkey?

And last but not lease what do u get when u pass the sun with BLACK ANT

AN Eclipse hahahahahahhahahaha

2 all that may b reading this blog….. these comments are all luv no offense taking this is how we did it on 2121 stoop… Luv u I have to go now I can not play anymore I have Family Obligation until next time …..Corey would u put up some flicks already

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH COREY..ITS SATURDAY AND WE ARE STILL STUCK ON THURSDAY..WE LUV U KERMIT BUT...NEXT!!! UR BEHIND SCHEDULE DUDLEY..LETS KEEP IT MOVING!!

 
At 12:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND THERE U HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF IKE (ANT) AND TINA (DES)...JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLE DAYS

 
At 1:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOOD ONE CONNIE. I THINL THAT SHOULD BEEN THEIR NAMES FROM NOW ON.
OR HERE ARE SOME OTHER

SEAL AND HEIDI KLUM

BRAD PIT AND ANGELINA JOLLY IN MR. AND MRS. SMITH

PUFFY AND J LO

RICK JAMES AND TINA MARIE

DENNIS RODMAN AND MADONA

 
At 2:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Des, you got balls shorty. Cute toes like a motha for holding your ground shorty. Not to mention that you are a lot funnier in the morning. I was scared for you but you are looking like you can hold your own. Cute toes Nicca.
Grand Poo

 
At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ant, you are so black...

...Yeeeeaaaaah RIGHT! Like I want you in my azz for days at a time. Besides, that's not my style. And after this I don't think it will be anybodies elses style either. Good deffence dude.
Grand Poo

 
At 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Con, I hear you. How did your mustache get in this?
Grand Poo

 
At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! I was out in NC with the job....couldn't check the blog, now I wish I didn't! Yo, I was laughing so freakin hard! Black....I can't even think of any good combacks right now. You went at me hard, but you kinda Destroyed Des. but make no mistake about it, I will have my shots to pop shortly. I just got in the house. This was the funniest comments we've had so far. Ya'll are so funny. Des! I got mad respect for your comedy skills....you are NO JOKE! Kindell, thats another story....you are the number one instigator on the blog, and I will be coming for you - NOONE IS SAFE!!!!!
I"M BAAAAACK!

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger ant_black said...

Yo Des, you are the real deal. I was just on the phone with Corey & he said this was his 1st time on the blog in days & he was cryin'! DES, YOU ARE A MONSTER!!! And I mean that as the ultimate compliment. Every time I thought I had you on the ropes you came off with upper cuts & hay makers! Much respect, sis.
P.S.- Just so no one gets it twisted, Des is sexy as ever in my eyes!

 
At 3:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and Connie....I better not here a peep from you! You know I got some stuff on you, the mustache, and the bad hairstyles!

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

COREY DON'T GET MADE AT ME I WAS HOLDING HIM BACK CUZ I FELT SORRY FOR YOU. THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE TAKES A BEAT DOWN THEY ALWAYS WANT TO REDIRECT THEIR ANGER TOWARD SOMEONE ELSE. DO NOT TAKE IT OUT ON ME AND CONNIE. JUST MAN UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
IT IS WHAT IT IS.

 
At 4:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo,
Ant, Connie, Corey, Kindell, and Fred I must take a minute to say thanks…..This what I originally came to this blog 4…. say what u want with no offence taken… Ant, u r still a chocolate milk breast feeding tar baby, but u r my brother and I luv u….Man u r funny as hell….lets keep this memento going

 
At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Kindell, You've been holding out.
Grand Poo

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow...I have no words...I felt like I was on the stoop but instead of Big Troy cracking jokes it was Anthony and Des..holding it down like a mutherf***er...

 
At 1:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hakeen, you hab grown to be a grat warrior.

For de damage dat you have caused to Desiree, she will be sh*tin sneeka for many cycles.

She will no want to walk in de shadow, eat of the choclet, sleep wit de light off, witness eclipse, view de soul tran award, vote for Barack Obama, involve herself in black tie affairs, join de pantas, go into tunnels, mourn deth in de propa color, watch mo betta blues, read Malcolm X, buy ebony, vibe, source or de jet magozine, wear FUBU, be born in comptan, step off de sidewalk onto de tar, count down de new year, ignore of her credit, visit de muhda land, sing lyrics of BDP, sell out of her peepos, keep de beat when dancin, kill inocent peepos in a drive by, look unda de bed, get autograff of Wesley Snipe, pay bills late, be de furst Gotta in out of space, close of her eyes or anyting dat is including black or de dockness.
Muhammed

 
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muhammed go 2 HELL!!!

 
At 7:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are wanting of me Des.
Muhammed

 
At 10:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Desiree, In my countree a large woman is de sine of a mans wealth. I am wanting you to be my wife so dat I can be recognize as bolla.
Muhammed

 

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